Biscuits

[solo1y]

In America, they don't really do biscuits. They have cookies, but mainly just chocolate chip cookies, and they're more like little crispy cakes than anything else. I'd prefer not to get into just how I managed to do it, but I acquired some real biscuits.

This morning, I just took a digestive biscuit out of the packet when it more or less exploded all over my keyboard. Fuck you McVite's! Can't you make one with a bit of structural integrity?