Common Ground part 2: Continuing adventures in the world of animal pornography.

[solmaru]

I like to learn new things! Take for instance I woke up this morning to a video in my Facebook of amorous Box Turtles which was sent to a group of us by a friend who I will leave nameless because she probably doesn't want to get a reputation as a herpetalogical smut peddler.

I learned in that video and subsequent YouTube research that the turtle will attempt to fuck anything and will make the most horrible noise while doing so.

Shortly after this conversation occured on AIM:

WEATHINGTON: are you at home?

BYERS: no i'm at work

WEATHINGTON: oh.
I was going to send you the turtle shoe vid.

BYERS: lol

WEATHINGTON: ill post it on FB

BYERS: ok haha

WEATHINGTON: I worry about dying suddenly at moments like this and people will check my browser history.

BYERS: hahahaha

WEATHINGTON: and see that i've watched like 30 videos of turtles having sex.

BYERS: everyone loves that shit
they're just too ashamed to admit it

WEATHINGTON: I just saw one try to fuck a wok.
what facinates me is these home videos follow the exact same formula of human porn videos.

BYERS: haha of course you would know the "formula"

WEATHINGTON: The the set up.
The insert.
The facial expression shot.
The money shot.

BYERS: lol

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For further proof of my theory that strange animal coitus brings people together please refer to Common Ground Part 1: http://solmaru.livejournal.com/153431.html