Fairy Tale Letters
In the spirit of the current game I'm playing (Fairy Tale Fights for the XBOX 360).
Dear Prince,
Thank you for leaving that axe in my tower. I've used it to lovingly cut off some of my dead ends. Please leave a whetstone next time you stop by, I'd like to sharpen it slightly for when I have to listen to another of your monologues. I really do not care how galliant you are and how far you've had to ride through this and that to get here. I know you won't get an army to come back with you because the last Lord tried that and Step Mama roasted them nice and toasty. Then she sent the kabobs back to the surrounding kingdoms.
What I really would appreciate would be a coffee of the month club, some bathroom cleaners, dried goods and other things that will keep after your demise. It is really hard to know how long to wait between my rescuers. Last time I waited almost three years and I had I to make a bow out of my bed post and hair. Please, save me from ransacking my lovely belongings by bringing these few items with you when you return. If you're really in a giving mood then perhaps a minstrel Step Mama would let by so I can have some music to while away the days. Preferably an older bard who knows a wide variety of selections from yesterday and today. That would make my year!
In good faith,
Rapunzel
Dear Prince,
Thank you for leaving that axe in my tower. I've used it to lovingly cut off some of my dead ends. Please leave a whetstone next time you stop by, I'd like to sharpen it slightly for when I have to listen to another of your monologues. I really do not care how galliant you are and how far you've had to ride through this and that to get here. I know you won't get an army to come back with you because the last Lord tried that and Step Mama roasted them nice and toasty. Then she sent the kabobs back to the surrounding kingdoms.
What I really would appreciate would be a coffee of the month club, some bathroom cleaners, dried goods and other things that will keep after your demise. It is really hard to know how long to wait between my rescuers. Last time I waited almost three years and I had I to make a bow out of my bed post and hair. Please, save me from ransacking my lovely belongings by bringing these few items with you when you return. If you're really in a giving mood then perhaps a minstrel Step Mama would let by so I can have some music to while away the days. Preferably an older bard who knows a wide variety of selections from yesterday and today. That would make my year!
In good faith,
Rapunzel