the barbecue sauce was laced...

[solkinder]

you look over, across the street, responding to a call from the doorguy over there but unable to move from your own position to see a large gentleman dressed in black push an off duty doorguy/dj, and friend of yours through the front window of the bar. Time slows down so that you can see him fall backwards, hit the small 4" ledge with his upper

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Friend Hug

[dariusoherran]

Here, let me send you a "huggle" over the internet. I hate to hear that happen to a friend. Let me know if he is ok. Be careful in your job friend, I don't want to have to drive my ass to KC to come visit you in the hospital because of some drunk idiot. You are too special.

[solkinder]

you send me another huggle and i'll fuggle ya.
Yeah, Paul's alright...and in defense of drunk idiots, paul did kind of provoke him.

oh

[dariusoherran]

Well I'm glad he's ok. And people should learn that provoking drunk people makes for drunk responses, which are usually not the "best course of action" Anyway, it has apparently been one of those weekends, but I'm glad to see you came out of it physically intact.

[dariusoherran]

lol can't lose what you never had. And remember, all men are born without their virginity. (At least that's what the grand asshole himself says)

[solkinder]

intact, except for my virginity

oh wait....damn