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[soliton]

Which would be more deadly?
Zombie Vampires
or
Zombie Ninjas?

No Underworld-esque Zombie-vampire/ninja hybrid theories, please.

Comments

[rivetgeek]

Im gonna have to go for option C:

Zombie Pirate.

[soliton]

Your theory raises interesting possibilities.
Zombie pirates would be pretty much immune to zombie vampires due to vampires reluctance to cross running water. And what they lack in zombie ninja reflexes, they make up for with zombie pirate burliness and swarthiness. I imagine zombie pirates would have an even greater disregard for bodily harm than your average zombie.
They'd also have a less stench, as their Zombiehide™ has been cured by the salty sea air.

[rivetgeek]

Lets also not forget that Pirates have a naturally shuffling gait, so while the other zombies would be unused to such a gait, the zombie pirates would be well acclimated to it.

Also I believe the long years of alcohol abuse would pickle major organs to preserve a firmer zombie.

[soliton]

And the pirate mane and pirate hat obscure the head, making it difficult to score that all-important shot to the brain.

[9mm_psychology]

but can an ocean really be considered running water. theres tales of vampires laying in lakes and ponds, but get them in a river and their dead.
but. you would have zombie parrots, and better yet. zombie monkeys...oi, we are talking about pirates of the caribbean.