I Have Cheeseburgers in My Pants

[solitarymajin]

I went to work today and thought that Jell-O would be nice, but I entered the building and things went pink. Through the pink I could see a Twinkie glistening and golden it looked grand. Turning my head to the left I found myself in a field with the pink fading away. My thoughts still on the Majestic Twinkie, I turned and realized....

I have cheese burgers in my pants.