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[solitary_ground]

OH MY GOD I'M A CHERRY-POPPER!

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[deirdre_ionuin]

*snort* Oh my god, did you sex Joel?

[solitary_ground]

Noooo, Bentley! I had to teach me how to do all the stuff! LOL!

[deirdre_ionuin]

HAHhaha omg was it at least okay?!

Are you his favourite person now?

[solitary_ground]

He was... very virginy! I had to teach him how to kiss without slobbering all over my face, oh god. And he had NO idea about how to give head. Deirdre, I feel like a weird sex teacher! (I never used to talk about sex so much. This is all your fault!)

I think I really am hahaaha

[deirdre_ionuin]

HAhahaha it so IS my fault.

At least if you taught him you could ask him for what you wanted.

[solitary_ground]

Which was totally why I did it or else it would have been all over and I would have been "is that it??" I'm going crazy in this hospital without guys, I swear.

Also, I kinda want to have sex with Alex but he's really old and annoying but he's so hot, Deirdre.

[deirdre_ionuin]

Go for the hot. When you're not in there any more you can worry about the not annoying.

[solitary_ground]

Okay!