Saïx tried very hard, and very pointedly, to avoid everybody and everything that had anything even remotely to do with Christmas. He hated every last inch of glitter-clad wonderment, from the tips of that disgusting kissing weed down to the irritating, saccharine smiles plastered on peoples' faces, as if this particular time of year gave them some sort of excuse to be happy. As if it made everything somehow alright.
The only tolerable thing about the entire mess was the occasional dumping of "atmospheric weather," which was delicious schadenfreude at its finest as Saïx pictured Axel's complete and utter misery.
And so, the last thing he expected when he returned to-wherever it was he had been currently making his home-was said Obnoxious Irritating Everpresent Backstabbing Traitor Redhead (etc) sitting on his bed, wearing an idiotic hat (it clashed with his hair!) and propping his feet up on a small pile of parcels. As if he had some sort of right to be there! As if Saïx would be happy to see him! As if he had wanted-
"Hey," Axel said, and had the nerve to smile at him. "Merry Christmas. I brought you some stuff."
"I do not want-stuff," Saïx snarled, hand pressing hard against the doorframe. "And I most certainly do not want it from you."
"It's okay," Axel said reasonably. "I don't mind if you didn't get me anything."
"Why would I get you anything!?"
There was a bit of a flicker in Axel's eyes as he answered, "Old time's sake, maybe? Ah, no matter, though-" He reached behind him. "I brought you something special, even." He held it up. It was grotesque, and made of felt, with pointy ends and bells dangling from.
"What. Is that."
"It's an elf hat!" Axel replied with manic good cheer. He shook it. It jingled. "Now come here!"
The only tolerable thing about the entire mess was the occasional dumping of "atmospheric weather," which was delicious schadenfreude at its finest as Saïx pictured Axel's complete and utter misery.
And so, the last thing he expected when he returned to-wherever it was he had been currently making his home-was said Obnoxious Irritating Everpresent Backstabbing Traitor Redhead (etc) sitting on his bed, wearing an idiotic hat (it clashed with his hair!) and propping his feet up on a small pile of parcels. As if he had some sort of right to be there! As if Saïx would be happy to see him! As if he had wanted-
"Hey," Axel said, and had the nerve to smile at him. "Merry Christmas. I brought you some stuff."
"I do not want-stuff," Saïx snarled, hand pressing hard against the doorframe. "And I most certainly do not want it from you."
"It's okay," Axel said reasonably. "I don't mind if you didn't get me anything."
"Why would I get you anything!?"
There was a bit of a flicker in Axel's eyes as he answered, "Old time's sake, maybe? Ah, no matter, though-" He reached behind him. "I brought you something special, even." He held it up. It was grotesque, and made of felt, with pointy ends and bells dangling from.
"What. Is that."
"It's an elf hat!" Axel replied with manic good cheer. He shook it. It jingled. "Now come here!"
Saïx summoned his claymore.
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STOP BEING ANONYMOUS I NEED TO CLUB YOU STAB YOU LOVE YOU EVISCERATE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU
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