Got to be good looking 'cuz he's so hard to see
Thought(s) of the Day:
1) Corn is a vegetable. Kernels are somehow dried, and they are thusly air-popped or microwaved to create "popcorn." And yet, popcorn is considered a grain, not a vegetable? Mindfuck.
2) How long is it before mold spores growing off of food that you've left in bowls around your room float into your system and start to make you sick? Hypothetically speaking. ...Alright, so, my room's a mess, whatever. But I'll clean it soon....I swear...
3) Why hasn't Evanescence released another album? I don't want to sound all depressed-goth-fuck-yeah-Evanescence-they-know-my-pain, but seriously, it's been long enough. Amy Lee, I'm sure you've written more than enough songs by now. Make. Another. Album.
4) Kris Allen is like a platter of unf with a dash of orgasm, a sprinkle of holy mother of @god, and a garnish of Adam (maybe that's being redundant). Now there's a meal I'd fucking want served to me every day of the fucking year.
5) Why does my family pay googles of dollars for fucking HughesNet? I can barely even post this right now, it's SO BAD. Satellite internet, you're being no better than dial-up right now. Fuck you. (Just kidding, I love you, internet, don't stop the little progress you're making.)
6) When did I start cursing so fucking much? Shit.
1) Corn is a vegetable. Kernels are somehow dried, and they are thusly air-popped or microwaved to create "popcorn." And yet, popcorn is considered a grain, not a vegetable? Mindfuck.
2) How long is it before mold spores growing off of food that you've left in bowls around your room float into your system and start to make you sick? Hypothetically speaking. ...Alright, so, my room's a mess, whatever. But I'll clean it soon....I swear...
3) Why hasn't Evanescence released another album? I don't want to sound all depressed-goth-fuck-yeah-Evanescence-they-know-my-pain, but seriously, it's been long enough. Amy Lee, I'm sure you've written more than enough songs by now. Make. Another. Album.
4) Kris Allen is like a platter of unf with a dash of orgasm, a sprinkle of holy mother of @god, and a garnish of Adam (maybe that's being redundant). Now there's a meal I'd fucking want served to me every day of the fucking year.
5) Why does my family pay googles of dollars for fucking HughesNet? I can barely even post this right now, it's SO BAD. Satellite internet, you're being no better than dial-up right now. Fuck you. (Just kidding, I love you, internet, don't stop the little progress you're making.)
6) When did I start cursing so fucking much? Shit.