Snakebit
TheLizzie: And today in class, we're going to learn how to make a chain from vicious snakes.
Emma: Where do we get snakes?
TheLizzie: You're being followed by a troupe of mountain lions, I think if you can't figure how to get snakes they can, or, (Switching into sale mode) I sell them by the yard in neat little package on the wall! See?
She points to a corner of the store where neatly coiled snakes are hissing and writhing on pegs.
Emma: Why have I never noticed those before?
TheLizzie: You're not very observant. Now pick two colours.
Emma: I'll take the Copperhead, and the black Coluber constrictor.
TheLizzie: Great, now here's how you knot them together...
...
Emma: ...And that's exactly what happened.
Dinah: It's so pretty, it would be a perfect USB cord.
Emma: ...You're such a geek. I love that about you.
Please note: No snakes were harmed during the making of this blog entry.
Emma: Where do we get snakes?
TheLizzie: You're being followed by a troupe of mountain lions, I think if you can't figure how to get snakes they can, or, (Switching into sale mode) I sell them by the yard in neat little package on the wall! See?
She points to a corner of the store where neatly coiled snakes are hissing and writhing on pegs.
Emma: Why have I never noticed those before?
TheLizzie: You're not very observant. Now pick two colours.
Emma: I'll take the Copperhead, and the black Coluber constrictor.
TheLizzie: Great, now here's how you knot them together...
...
Emma: ...And that's exactly what happened.
Dinah: It's so pretty, it would be a perfect USB cord.
Emma: ...You're such a geek. I love that about you.
Please note: No snakes were harmed during the making of this blog entry.