Jumpiecat

[mdyesowitch]

Solies: Hi Emma! Is that a new mountain lion?
Emma: Yeah. Jumpie got him for me for my birthday. He said my existing mountain lions were too sweet and wouldn't keep me safe. I call him JumpieCat*.
Solies: Hi Jumpiecat!
JumpieCat: Grrrrrrrr.
Solies: He is kinda scary. I think I'll move a few feet away from Emma.
Jumpie: Perrrrrrrrfect.
Solies: Why didn't you call him Jumpicat? It's much cuter.
Emma: I didn't think of it soon enough.
Solies: Oh well.
Jumpie: I like my "e." And he's not supposed to be cute. He's supposed to be scary and protect my Emma.
Jumpiecat: Grrrrrrrr.
Jumpie: Perrrrrrrfect.

*His real name.