Phone service again

[mdyesowitch]

Emma: Hi this is Emma.
Caller: Hi, Emma. I was actually looking for Ethan. Any chance you can transfer me.
Emma: Be glad to! *scrounge. scrounge*
Caller: Thanks. This technology stuff sure is grand.
Emma: I think I see your problem, Ethan doesn't work here anymore.
Caller: Ah. Well who is the VP of HR.
Emma: Gosh, I have no idea. How about I transfer to the operator.
Caller: That would be great!
Emma: Transfer to Operator
AutomatedMessage: That number is unavailable at this time.
Emma: Transfer to Operator
AutomatedMessage: That number is unavailable at this time.
Emma: Transfer to Operator
AutomatedMessage: That number is unavailable at this time. *7
Emma: I'm sorry. I can't transfer you because the phone hates me.
Caller: Actually, it hates me.
Emma: Oh, good point. I can't transfer you because the phone hates you.
Caller: Ain't technology grand! Well, thanks for trying.