Nov 11, 2010 08:45
QAGoddess: Morning Emma! What's this?
Emma: Ah, another of the BigDog's "innovations." It's the Soliefriends "Action Figure: Set 1. prototypes. He believes the blog can be revived with exciting action figures. And he's starting with the women, because, you know, geeks and female action figures.
QAGoddess: Wow. Who's this one?
Emma: That one is you. You can tell because of the hair length and the fact that you're holding a board labeled, "Motivator." Press the back, and the QAGoddess will thwack you with it.
QAGoddess: And this one with the mountain lion must be you.
Emma: Yup. That's Bubba. Nigel is scheduled for set 4, as an accessory to RECW. And the other one is Lanna with the "Karate Chops(R)" action.
QAGoddess: I do like the blonde look. But does it bother you that all our actions and accessories are violent?
Emma: Not in the least.
QAGoddess: Not even a little?
Emma: Keeping development in line is a violent job and not for the faint of heart or the under-prepared.
QAGoddess: You practiced saying that didn't you?
Emma: Yup.
QAGoddess: At least Lena only comes with Stella. This is Lena, I'm guessing?
Emma: Of course. You can tell by the mermaid's tail. And the Stella. But Stella is equipped with Screech repelling magnets. Screech is projected for Set 2.
QAGoddess: Because she loathes it?
Emma: Oh, how she loathes it.
QAGoddess: Out of interest, what does Screech come with?
Emma: It's not been finalized, but I believe the plan is a pudding pop.
QAGoddess Of course.
lanna,
lena,
qagoddess,
mountain lions,
stella,
screech,
emma,
action figures