Let's Blow this Joint!

[mdyesowitch]

Violet: Are you sure you don't mind going across town to pick up the yarn?
Emma: No problem.
...
Emma: Hey, it's Emma. I have to pick up something near your office. I know you're probably too busy for lunch and have no...
Jumpie: Fine.
Emma: ...time for lunch with me...
Jumpie: Actually, I'd love to have lunch with you.
Emma: ...but I thought since I was in the area...wait, what?
Jumpie: I said, "I'd love to have lunch with you."
Emma: I'm sorry, can I just check my number. 555-586-7437?
Jumpie: Yes, Emma. That's my number. How soon can you be here?
Emma: I guess, right now. Is that you running towards my car?

Jumpie reaches the car and hops in

Jumpie: Let's blow this joint!
Emma: Rough day, honey?
Jumpie: Of course not. I'm just really excited about whatever it is you have to pick up.
Emma: Yarn.
Jumpie: Fantastic! I love yarn!
Emma: Great, then can I have...
Jumpie: No! You can only buy what Violet told you to pick up!
Emma: And you call yourself a yarn lover.
Jumpie: I like yarn like I like mountain lions. They're soft and fun to pet, but I'm happier when they're not in my house.