Evil abounds
Lena: ...anyway we're glad you could come out to lunch with us, Emma. We need to discuss this alternate universe problem we're having.
Emma: What alternate universe problem?
Solies: You know. The evil versions. Like first it was goatee wearing, wild eyes, ham eating, evil Blinky.
Lena: And then republican, screech-loving Lena, with her great dane, oh, how we loathe it.
Emma: The great dane, Screech, or Evil Lena?
Lena: Yes.
Solies: So the question is, what do we do?
Waitress: Here's your bill.
Solies: It's 57$. I'll divide it up.
Emma: I only have twentys and singles. Here's 42$.
Solies: Uh....
He and Lena exchange identical looks of panic
Emma: Too much?
Lena: Too soon. Solies, you ready?
Solies: Yes! RUN AWAY!
Lena and Solies flee
...
Emma: ...and that's exactly what happened.
Evil Blinky: Could they have figured out you were secretly evil Emma spying on them?
Evil Emma: I don't know. I was doing great. I eschewed the Chicken Prik King and got something icky with Tofu. How much more Emma-like could I have been?
Evil Blinky: Do not worry. My evil plan will go off brilliantly!
Evil Emma: That's why you're the smart one!
Blinky and Emma laugh evilly
...to be continued?
Emma: What alternate universe problem?
Solies: You know. The evil versions. Like first it was goatee wearing, wild eyes, ham eating, evil Blinky.
Lena: And then republican, screech-loving Lena, with her great dane, oh, how we loathe it.
Emma: The great dane, Screech, or Evil Lena?
Lena: Yes.
Solies: So the question is, what do we do?
Waitress: Here's your bill.
Solies: It's 57$. I'll divide it up.
Emma: I only have twentys and singles. Here's 42$.
Solies: Uh....
He and Lena exchange identical looks of panic
Emma: Too much?
Lena: Too soon. Solies, you ready?
Solies: Yes! RUN AWAY!
Lena and Solies flee
...
Emma: ...and that's exactly what happened.
Evil Blinky: Could they have figured out you were secretly evil Emma spying on them?
Evil Emma: I don't know. I was doing great. I eschewed the Chicken Prik King and got something icky with Tofu. How much more Emma-like could I have been?
Evil Blinky: Do not worry. My evil plan will go off brilliantly!
Evil Emma: That's why you're the smart one!
Blinky and Emma laugh evilly
...to be continued?