The Perfect Boyfriend
Emma: So, I need you to come with me to a doctor's appointment.
Jumpie: From behind Emma Okay.
Emma: whirls around What?
Jumpie: I said, "Okay."
Emma: When did you get home?
Jumpie: Just now. Weren't you talking to me?
Emma: I was...She looks back where she was originally looking, at Virtual Jumpie..but he...?
Jumpie: What have I told you about using Virtual Jumpie? I've secretly replaced his battery with Folders Crystals. You didn't even notice.
Emma: You...what?
...
Emma:...and that's exactly what happened.
Venture Capitalist: Well, I'm sorry Emma, if you can't demonstrate the Perfect Virtual Boyfriend I'm afraid I'll have to take my gobs of money elsewhere.
Emma: But, I showed you Virtual Emma, so you can see the technology is sound.
Venture Capitalist: Yeah, sorry about that, Emma, but there's just no market for smart women.
Venture Capitalistic leaves
Emma: ...but...
Virtual Emma: If it makes you feel better, all that coffee is keeping Virtual Jumpie awake.
Emma: It's...what?
Jumpie: From behind Emma Okay.
Emma: whirls around What?
Jumpie: I said, "Okay."
Emma: When did you get home?
Jumpie: Just now. Weren't you talking to me?
Emma: I was...She looks back where she was originally looking, at Virtual Jumpie..but he...?
Jumpie: What have I told you about using Virtual Jumpie? I've secretly replaced his battery with Folders Crystals. You didn't even notice.
Emma: You...what?
...
Emma:...and that's exactly what happened.
Venture Capitalist: Well, I'm sorry Emma, if you can't demonstrate the Perfect Virtual Boyfriend I'm afraid I'll have to take my gobs of money elsewhere.
Emma: But, I showed you Virtual Emma, so you can see the technology is sound.
Venture Capitalist: Yeah, sorry about that, Emma, but there's just no market for smart women.
Venture Capitalistic leaves
Emma: ...but...
Virtual Emma: If it makes you feel better, all that coffee is keeping Virtual Jumpie awake.
Emma: It's...what?