Don't Send in The Clowns

Oct 09, 2009 22:39

Huh... haven't been to one of these since I was a kid.

[He glances at the Circus, and did what any proper person would: use a CARDBOARD BOX and sneak inside]

Hell, it even smells the same.

[Box goes away, and he's exploring the grounds]

...with the exception of the brimstone.

Be dazzled by our blades! See The Amazing Tallboard and his throwing daggers!

...? A knife act?

You! Come up, come up Prinny!

[The Scarecrow flails and lifts up Snake and places him in front of a huge target, yanking the bandanna down over the prinny's eyes]

HEY! LET ME GO!

Tallboard shall demonstrate his amazing skills by creating a PERFECT outline of this here prinny with THIRTY, I say THIRTY! knives

[The thief flicks his wrist, and pulls his blindfold down]

...shit.

*THUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNK*

...oh hell no.
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