Apr 03, 2006 17:23
A funny story, Im copy-pasting from an IM convo because Im too lazy to rewrite it again:
Omega 3 Mixer (5:07:17 PM): Okay
Omega 3 Mixer (5:07:28 PM): So i missed friday, and here I am in Dillings class
Omega 3 Mixer (5:07:33 PM): And I was like
Omega 3 Mixer (5:07:37 PM): (just as class starts)
Omega 3 Mixer (5:07:43 PM): did you collect the quote things firday?
Omega 3 Mixer (5:07:48 PM): D - yes.
Omega 3 Mixer (5:07:52 PM): okay, hang on
Omega 3 Mixer (5:07:59 PM): I bring the 2 pages up for him
Omega 3 Mixer (5:08:04 PM): Try to use the stapler
Omega 3 Mixer (5:08:07 PM): No staples
Omega 3 Mixer (5:08:41 PM): hes like ok, well can you go to room 102 downstairs, Mr. something's room. Ask him for a box of staples
Omega 3 Mixer (5:08:51 PM): me - okay
Omega 3 Mixer (5:08:56 PM): So I go down the stairs
Omega 3 Mixer (5:09:02 PM): And I forgot which room number
Omega 3 Mixer (5:09:09 PM): I was like... 101 or 102?
Omega 3 Mixer (5:09:16 PM): Must be 101
Omega 3 Mixer (5:09:27 PM): So I go in and its this spanish class
Omega 3 Mixer (5:09:36 PM): And the teacher's like... yeah?
Omega 3 Mixer (5:09:53 PM): me: Uh, is mr. something here? I need some staples from dilling.
Omega 3 Mixer (5:09:57 PM): For*
Omega 3 Mixer (5:10:11 PM): Teacher: (its Mrs. Tori or some other spelling)
********* (5:10:15 PM): torrie, yeah
Omega 3 Mixer (5:10:17 PM): okay, well here take this box
Omega 3 Mixer (5:10:20 PM): me: ok
Omega 3 Mixer (5:10:27 PM): *goes back to dilling*
Omega 3 Mixer (5:10:31 PM): He's doing some journal entry
Omega 3 Mixer (5:10:58 PM): Im like here, but its from Mrs. Torrie whos in room 101, not mr. whatshisname
Omega 3 Mixer (5:11:25 PM): Dilling- NO, I told you room 102!!!! go back, give the staples back, and get them from mr. whats his name
Omega 3 Mixer (5:11:28 PM): me: okay...
Omega 3 Mixer (5:11:30 PM): Goes back
Omega 3 Mixer (5:11:37 PM): I give it to Mrs Torrie, im like
Omega 3 Mixer (5:11:47 PM): He wants it from whats his name, I messed up the room numbers.
Omega 3 Mixer (5:12:03 PM): Torrie: umm... okay, but ask Mr. D whats wrong with MY staples...
Omega 3 Mixer (5:12:14 PM): So then I go to mr. whats his names room
Omega 3 Mixer (5:12:20 PM): and ask for staples
Omega 3 Mixer (5:12:22 PM): he's like
Omega 3 Mixer (5:12:35 PM): umm dont have a box, just take this stick for him
Omega 3 Mixer (5:12:41 PM): so I get back up to dilling
Omega 3 Mixer (5:12:43 PM): and im like
Omega 3 Mixer (5:12:58 PM): Here, he didnt have a box, and mrs. torrie wants to know whats wrong with her staples
Omega 3 Mixer (5:13:31 PM): Dilling: omg, go back down there and tell her you're a bad student for messing up the room numbers, apologise and get a couple bricks more from ehr.
Omega 3 Mixer (5:13:43 PM): me: okay *gets to hall* OMFG im getting tired of this...
Omega 3 Mixer (5:14:19 PM): so I got back down and Im like... sorry to bother you AGAIN, but Im a bad student who messed up teh room number and dilling wants a couple bricks of staples because mr. whats his name didnt have a box
Omega 3 Mixer (5:14:32 PM): so the class is like laughing
Omega 3 Mixer (5:14:35 PM): (so am i)
Omega 3 Mixer (5:14:40 PM): and she's like okay... hold on
Omega 3 Mixer (5:14:46 PM): (opens drawer again)
Omega 3 Mixer (5:14:59 PM): You sure he said bricks? I've never heard that term used...
Omega 3 Mixer (5:15:02 PM): Im like thinking
Omega 3 Mixer (5:15:05 PM): FUCK here we go again
Omega 3 Mixer (5:15:17 PM): So im like yeah, well thats what I heard...
Omega 3 Mixer (5:15:34 PM): So she's like well here, take these, and take this candy for your trouble
Omega 3 Mixer (5:15:40 PM): and give this one to D, tell him its for his breath
Omega 3 Mixer (5:15:47 PM): so im like okay...
Omega 3 Mixer (5:16:02 PM): I get back upstairs and FINALLY get to sit down
Omega 3 Mixer (5:16:14 PM): I gave him the mint but I didnt let him see she gave me candy too, I was like... fuck this
Omega 3 Mixer (5:16:24 PM): lucky he DID say a couple bricks of staples
Omega 3 Mixer (5:16:39 PM): Okay, now the punchline
Omega 3 Mixer (5:16:50 PM): I get down to options and I start explaining the story to john
Omega 3 Mixer (5:16:54 PM): and then suddenly yell
Omega 3 Mixer (5:16:55 PM): FUCK
Omega 3 Mixer (5:16:59 PM): ALL THAT SHIT I WENT THROUGH
Omega 3 Mixer (5:17:09 PM): AND I FORGOT TO GIVE HIM THE DAMN PAPERS!!!!!
FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Yeah. That was fucktastic. I didnt get home till 5 today because of my dad being at work late, then paying a bill, then a flat tire.
So yeah. Long day...