(10:06:24 PM) sneakysilver: I dare you to post this in your journal.
(10:05:13 PM) solidi: Jack pretty much told Young to stfu and fix the damn ship.
(10:05:39 PM) sneakysilver: Rush actually kind of reminds me of Daniel from the movie.
(10:07:00 PM) solidi: ..Actually, if you look at Rush carefully, he's kind of the bastard child of Jack and Daniel from the movie.
(10:07:12 PM) sneakysilver: Yep.
(10:07:19 PM) sneakysilver: ....I blame the Asgard.
(10:07:32 PM) solidi: ...first Sheppard, now Rush.
(10:07:40 PM) sneakysilver: Yep.
(10:07:50 PM) solidi: GOD THOR, I KNOW YOU LIKE JACK, BUT THIS IS GOING TOO FAR
(10:08:09 PM) sneakysilver: Totally explains why Jack likes him.
(10:08:51 PM) solidi: ...one of the many children Jack and Daniel had with the help of the Asgard?
(10:09:07 PM) sneakysilver: Yep.
(10:09:27 PM) solidi: ...so what, they took the time Jumper and just tossed the kids out the back?
(10:09:28 PM) sneakysilver: And the didn't have to raise him!
(10:09:35 PM) sneakysilver: YES!
(10:09:40 PM) sneakysilver: Actually the Asgard did.
(10:09:44 PM) solidi: YOU TWO ARE WONDERFUL PARENTS
(10:09:47 PM) solidi: REALLY
(10:09:56 PM) sneakysilver: Hey, that's better than the spawn of Jack and Vala.
(10:10:35 PM) solidi: Abby.
(10:10:43 PM) sneakysilver: sdlfkjsaljk
(10:11:00 PM) sneakysilver: That is so canon in my head now.
(10:11:38 PM) sneakysilver: I wonder if she's doubly gay for Daniel.
(10:11:56 PM) solidi: ...she might be.
(10:12:11 PM) solidi: If Tony would stop going gay for him and stealing him from her :|
(10:12:43 PM) solidi: .......don't tell me Tony's another one.
(10:12:59 PM) sneakysilver: You know he is.
(10:13:13 PM) sneakysilver: It explains the fanfic.
(10:13:18 PM) sneakysilver: And his sex drive.
(10:13:22 PM) solidi: ....oh god.
(10:13:34 PM) sneakysilver: OH GOD HE IS THEIR SON.
(10:13:56 PM) solidi: We're gonna need a family tree for all of Jack's SG-1 babies.
(10:14:44 PM) solidi: I would not be surprised if Jack had kids with everybody on SG-1.
(10:15:17 PM) solidi: Except for Mitchell.
(10:15:28 PM) solidi: He's not going to touch Daniel's kid.
(10:18:07 PM) sneakysilver: Yeah.
(10:18:11 PM) sneakysilver: That's just weird.
(10:18:24 PM) sneakysilver: Jack and Carter..... made.... MacGyver?
(10:18:34 PM) solidi: ...
(10:18:36 PM) solidi: Yes
(10:18:41 PM) sneakysilver: ..........................shit, it works.
(10:18:55 PM) sneakysilver: ..................pffahah
(10:18:58 PM) sneakysilver: Jack and Teal'c....
(10:19:01 PM) sneakysilver: made..... Sam.
(10:19:06 PM) solidi: ....yes
(10:19:23 PM) solidi: ...you know what would be horrible?
(10:19:36 PM) sneakysilver: what?
(10:20:51 PM) solidi: If they're all told who their real parents are once they get to the point in the timeline after the Asgard tossed them out of the time machine.
(10:21:12 PM) sneakysilver: oh god.
(10:21:47 PM) sneakysilver: Vala would turn Tony into a mama's boy.
(10:21:56 PM) solidi: oh god.
(10:22:08 PM) solidi: Imagine the two of them out in the galaxy together.
(10:22:22 PM) sneakysilver: Oh god. The horror.
(10:23:20 PM) sneakysilver: .....Ziva is their badass daughter.
(10:23:33 PM) solidi: ...Incest?
(10:23:51 PM) solidi: Thank you, I can no longer take that pairing seriously.
(10:24:08 PM) sneakysilver: Now you know how I feel.
(10:05:39 PM) sneakysilver: Rush actually kind of reminds me of Daniel from the movie.
(10:07:00 PM) solidi: ..Actually, if you look at Rush carefully, he's kind of the bastard child of Jack and Daniel from the movie.
(10:07:12 PM) sneakysilver: Yep.
(10:07:19 PM) sneakysilver: ....I blame the Asgard.
(10:07:32 PM) solidi: ...first Sheppard, now Rush.
(10:07:40 PM) sneakysilver: Yep.
(10:07:50 PM) solidi: GOD THOR, I KNOW YOU LIKE JACK, BUT THIS IS GOING TOO FAR
(10:08:09 PM) sneakysilver: Totally explains why Jack likes him.
(10:08:51 PM) solidi: ...one of the many children Jack and Daniel had with the help of the Asgard?
(10:09:07 PM) sneakysilver: Yep.
(10:09:27 PM) solidi: ...so what, they took the time Jumper and just tossed the kids out the back?
(10:09:28 PM) sneakysilver: And the didn't have to raise him!
(10:09:35 PM) sneakysilver: YES!
(10:09:40 PM) sneakysilver: Actually the Asgard did.
(10:09:44 PM) solidi: YOU TWO ARE WONDERFUL PARENTS
(10:09:47 PM) solidi: REALLY
(10:09:56 PM) sneakysilver: Hey, that's better than the spawn of Jack and Vala.
(10:10:35 PM) solidi: Abby.
(10:10:43 PM) sneakysilver: sdlfkjsaljk
(10:11:00 PM) sneakysilver: That is so canon in my head now.
(10:11:38 PM) sneakysilver: I wonder if she's doubly gay for Daniel.
(10:11:56 PM) solidi: ...she might be.
(10:12:11 PM) solidi: If Tony would stop going gay for him and stealing him from her :|
(10:12:43 PM) solidi: .......don't tell me Tony's another one.
(10:12:59 PM) sneakysilver: You know he is.
(10:13:13 PM) sneakysilver: It explains the fanfic.
(10:13:18 PM) sneakysilver: And his sex drive.
(10:13:22 PM) solidi: ....oh god.
(10:13:34 PM) sneakysilver: OH GOD HE IS THEIR SON.
(10:13:56 PM) solidi: We're gonna need a family tree for all of Jack's SG-1 babies.
(10:14:44 PM) solidi: I would not be surprised if Jack had kids with everybody on SG-1.
(10:15:17 PM) solidi: Except for Mitchell.
(10:15:28 PM) solidi: He's not going to touch Daniel's kid.
(10:18:07 PM) sneakysilver: Yeah.
(10:18:11 PM) sneakysilver: That's just weird.
(10:18:24 PM) sneakysilver: Jack and Carter..... made.... MacGyver?
(10:18:34 PM) solidi: ...
(10:18:36 PM) solidi: Yes
(10:18:41 PM) sneakysilver: ..........................shit, it works.
(10:18:55 PM) sneakysilver: ..................pffahah
(10:18:58 PM) sneakysilver: Jack and Teal'c....
(10:19:01 PM) sneakysilver: made..... Sam.
(10:19:06 PM) solidi: ....yes
(10:19:23 PM) solidi: ...you know what would be horrible?
(10:19:36 PM) sneakysilver: what?
(10:20:51 PM) solidi: If they're all told who their real parents are once they get to the point in the timeline after the Asgard tossed them out of the time machine.
(10:21:12 PM) sneakysilver: oh god.
(10:21:47 PM) sneakysilver: Vala would turn Tony into a mama's boy.
(10:21:56 PM) solidi: oh god.
(10:22:08 PM) solidi: Imagine the two of them out in the galaxy together.
(10:22:22 PM) sneakysilver: Oh god. The horror.
(10:23:20 PM) sneakysilver: .....Ziva is their badass daughter.
(10:23:33 PM) solidi: ...Incest?
(10:23:51 PM) solidi: Thank you, I can no longer take that pairing seriously.
(10:24:08 PM) sneakysilver: Now you know how I feel.