Stolen from ninael

[solidi]

Pick up to 10 OTP's.
Describe them in less than 15 words.
Have your flist guess the OTP.
PROFIT.

1. We're all insane here sometimes. -Darien/The Keeper/Hobbes (The Invisible Man) guessed by ninael
2. That doesn't even make sense. -Gene/Solidus (Metal Gear Solid) guessed by ametori
3. Black boxes are humans too. Kinda. -Bit Cloud/Liger Zero (Zoids)
4. Just for tonight. -stage five Darien/couch (The Invisible Man) guessed by ninael
5. Cats and fluffy coats. -Kirkland/Chris Tasker (Zoids)
6. Hostage to wife. -Jason Bourne (David Webb)/Marie St. Jacques (Bourne Novels)
7. twenty-six or just seven, it doesn't matter. -Flemming/Dalton (Metal Gear Ac!d) guessed by ninael
8. Shut up means I love you. -The Official/Eberts (The Invisible Man) guessed by ninael
9. That's going to hurt in the morning. -Tony/Ziva (NCIS)
10. The fourth ex-wife. -Gibbs/Jenny (NCIS)

Bonus round!
11. You distracted me from my straight. -Billy/Graham (Gundam 00) guessed by ametori
12. It's not pedo if they all die. -Ali/Innovators (Gundam 00) guessed by ametori
13. I'll save you from your past. -Fon Spark/Chall Acustica (Gundam 00)
14. It sounds like we're a really bitchy gay couple. -Jack/Daniel (Stargate SG-1)