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[solid_panda]

If I were a month, I’d be October
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday
If I were a time of day, I’d be Twilight
If I were a planet, I’d be Mars
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an Orca
If I were a direction, I’d be West
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Couch.
If I were a historical figure, I’d be An anonymous Pictish Warlord
If I were a liquid, I’d be Whisky
If I were a gemstone, I’d be Onyx
If I were a tree, I’d be an Oak
If I were a tool, I’d be a Firestarter
If I were a flower, I’d be a Tulip
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a Severe Thunderstorm
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Bass Guitar
If I were a colour, I’d be Midnight
If I were an emotion, I’d be Rage
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Raspberry
If I were a sound, I’d be a North Wind in the Naked Boughs
If I were an element, I’d be Air
If I were a car, I’d be a Nothing
If I were a food, I’d be Cheese
If I were a place, I’d be a Forest
If I were a material, I’d be Wood
If I were a taste, I’d be Salty
If I were a scent, I’d be Pine
If I were an object, I’d be a Knife
If I were a body part, I’d be a Sex Organ
If I were a facial expression, I’d be an Eyebrow Raise
If I were a song, I’d be "Bleeding Me" by Metallica
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Bare Feet.