Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.

Dec 12, 2009 00:39

I celebrated my twenty-first birthday with a bang.

Monday was crazy. Drank way too much Jack Daniels and Malibu and pineapple rum before we went out. I remember most of it, and basically what I have learned is that I cannot be near Methodist churches when intoxicated, because when I get near them I run across streets and cry and curse at God.

I cried a lot that night. And unfortunately, my tendency to reveal secrets is still apparent when I reach that particular inebriated state.

Despite the crying, I did have fun, and everyone else was having fun.

Last night was much better.

I drank only whiskey, which was the best idea. Went to Cabs, and the bar and dance floor were packed with a surprising amount of straight men.

I don't want to write a play-by-play, so I'll make it short: freezing cold, in shorts, the red head named John, Jewish Jamie, calling Liz, drinking and dancing, smoking, "Push It", and kissing a guy named Rob.

I attract a certain type of guy. I do confusing things while drunk, and they let me. I'm not sure I like that.

drunk, guys, whiskey, 80's night, something else.

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