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Dear Internet,
I am going to be awake forever. Please entertain me. Alternatively, you may assist in the following ways: complete my grant proposal for a reward-based contingency management plan for adolescent substance (ab)users; craft a "thoughtfully eclectic" biopsychosocial assessment of my former boyfriend's mother; pay off my student loans; register me for the spring semester; pay my tuition in full.
Entertaining me is obviously the easier choice, but I will leave the decision in your capable hands.
Best,
Me
I am going to be awake forever. Please entertain me. Alternatively, you may assist in the following ways: complete my grant proposal for a reward-based contingency management plan for adolescent substance (ab)users; craft a "thoughtfully eclectic" biopsychosocial assessment of my former boyfriend's mother; pay off my student loans; register me for the spring semester; pay my tuition in full.
Entertaining me is obviously the easier choice, but I will leave the decision in your capable hands.
Best,
Me