OMGZ UPDATE4U!
Loooooooong fucking time since my last update, but this just couldn't go unmentioned.
Sickest. Shit. Ever. Today at work, I decided it was time to take a shit. So, I go into the bathroom, go into the handicap stall (pole for power squeeze, more room, ya know how it is). Before I sit down, I always look in the bowl; I don't know why, I just do. So today, I look down and staring back at me is a nice glob of spoot. That's right. Whoever was in there before me had rubbed one out, blown it in the toilet, and left without flushing. Thanks asshole, for jerking it at work then not flushing your load down to even try to hide that you are a fuck-knob. So of course, when I got out of the bathroom (I used the other stall), I had to tell everybody about it. I hope I told whoever did it so they felt like killing themselves to save them from the embarassment.
~Adam
Sickest. Shit. Ever. Today at work, I decided it was time to take a shit. So, I go into the bathroom, go into the handicap stall (pole for power squeeze, more room, ya know how it is). Before I sit down, I always look in the bowl; I don't know why, I just do. So today, I look down and staring back at me is a nice glob of spoot. That's right. Whoever was in there before me had rubbed one out, blown it in the toilet, and left without flushing. Thanks asshole, for jerking it at work then not flushing your load down to even try to hide that you are a fuck-knob. So of course, when I got out of the bathroom (I used the other stall), I had to tell everybody about it. I hope I told whoever did it so they felt like killing themselves to save them from the embarassment.
~Adam