Saiyuki mad libs, o noes!
Xpyne and I have this weird symbiotic relationship when it comes to our fanworks which virtually guarantees the Death of the Creative Progress: I find it practically impossible to write while she's in the room, yet she won't draw unless I'm in the room physically standing over her.
The solution? If I'm visiting home, I usually try to get any writing done before 1pm which is, you know, when Xpyne tends to wake up. Once Xpyne's awake, it would behoove me to quietly come up with ways to entertain her. ,': / YES, THIS SYSTEM HAS ITS OBVIOUS FLAWS.
But one of the ways we manage to pretend we can sort of get work done at the same time is with mad libs. And I'll just say now, the structure is mine, and any really bad word or character choices are 100% Xpyne's fault, seeing as she was just following my orders of "a person!" "an adjective!" "a body part!" blindly. :p
Mad Lib #1
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It was the one-year anniversary of the wild frog attack, and Sanzo was sniffing. He wanted to do something lovely for Zakuro, but he wasn't sure what kind of hat he should pinch. It couldn't be anything traditional like a lazy monkey, because Zakuro sauntered those. Almost as bad, every time Sanzo cursed a limiter for Zakuro, he would pants pugnaciously for the next 34 seconds. Running out of both time and panties, Sanzo decided to battle Goku.
"Why not a squishy jeep?" Goku suggested hungrily.
"That's the most slender idea I've ever heard," Sanzo accused.
"Well," Goku shrugged, you can always just dash his armor until he writes." For that suggestion, Sanzo kicked Goku in the penis.
In the end, Sanzo went to Timbuktu and bought Zakuro fifteen pink boots and a smelly beer. Zakuro was so hit on by the gift, he took Sanzo back to Gojyo's bed and slurped his eyelashes all night.
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Mad Lib #2
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One night, after a happy day on the road, the group stopped in Sanzo's pants to rest and kiss. Sanzo's pants were dreary, though, and they were all forced to lick one Smith & Wesson. To pass the time, Goku suggested a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, which the others craftily ignored--however, it somehow turned into Truth or Dare. After Kougaiji had smashed Sanzo's angry leathers for twenty minutes, and Goku had to eat 42 Ramen, Gojyo advised they stick to "Truth" for a while.
"Alright," Sanzo heckled desperately. "Have you ever wanted to scream Kougaiji's secret porn stash?"
Gojyo paled. "Tremble you!" he shouted. He really didn't want to answer that, but he knew if he didn't, the others would make him croak frogs until he was annoyed. "No," Gojyo admitted rapidly. Goku choked as he tried not to fuck.
"Gojyo!" Kougaiji moaned. "I never knew you grimaced that way!"
Knowing when to make themselves sexy, Sanzo and Goku slipped out to Gojyo's bed, where they played together the rest of the night. In fact, Goku was even feeling generous, and decided he'd let Sanzo arouse his sutra.
Meanwhile, Kougaiji had enjoyed Gojyo and sucked him sweatily. Gojyo was pleasantly rubbed by it, but he vowed to himself he was never playing this tricky game again.
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Mad Lib #3
One day, after snorffling a ferocious group of meatbuns, Goku decided Hakkai needed to fuck an uppity pair of arm-stockings. When informed of this, Hakkai immediately sniffed Sanzo, but to no avail. Left with no choice, Hakkai left to fuck a pair of arm-stockings.
Along the way, Hakkai ran into Kougaiji, who was bashing lewdly. Disturbed, Hakkai tried to avoid him, but Kougaiji spotted him and smiled.
"Hand over the panties!" Kougaiji demanded, stealing his wet banishing gun.
"Holy smokes!" shouted Hakkai. "I knew you only wanted to lick Goku's blood-red rosebud!"
"Lies!" Kougaji snapped back. "I won't forgive you! Let's laugh!"
Annoyed, and on a tight schedule (lest Goku tickle him with his lipstick), Hakkai laughed Kougaiji until he could no longer spank straight. As it happened, when Kougaiji fell to the ground hungry, an uppity pair of arm-stockings dropped out of his rectum. Elated, Hakkai tricked the arm-stockings and kicked all the way back to Goku. Goku was so pleased with Hakkai's success, he shimmied him for 4 hours and 2 minutes.
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The solution? If I'm visiting home, I usually try to get any writing done before 1pm which is, you know, when Xpyne tends to wake up. Once Xpyne's awake, it would behoove me to quietly come up with ways to entertain her. ,': / YES, THIS SYSTEM HAS ITS OBVIOUS FLAWS.
But one of the ways we manage to pretend we can sort of get work done at the same time is with mad libs. And I'll just say now, the structure is mine, and any really bad word or character choices are 100% Xpyne's fault, seeing as she was just following my orders of "a person!" "an adjective!" "a body part!" blindly. :p
Mad Lib #1
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It was the one-year anniversary of the wild frog attack, and Sanzo was sniffing. He wanted to do something lovely for Zakuro, but he wasn't sure what kind of hat he should pinch. It couldn't be anything traditional like a lazy monkey, because Zakuro sauntered those. Almost as bad, every time Sanzo cursed a limiter for Zakuro, he would pants pugnaciously for the next 34 seconds. Running out of both time and panties, Sanzo decided to battle Goku.
"Why not a squishy jeep?" Goku suggested hungrily.
"That's the most slender idea I've ever heard," Sanzo accused.
"Well," Goku shrugged, you can always just dash his armor until he writes." For that suggestion, Sanzo kicked Goku in the penis.
In the end, Sanzo went to Timbuktu and bought Zakuro fifteen pink boots and a smelly beer. Zakuro was so hit on by the gift, he took Sanzo back to Gojyo's bed and slurped his eyelashes all night.
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Mad Lib #2
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One night, after a happy day on the road, the group stopped in Sanzo's pants to rest and kiss. Sanzo's pants were dreary, though, and they were all forced to lick one Smith & Wesson. To pass the time, Goku suggested a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, which the others craftily ignored--however, it somehow turned into Truth or Dare. After Kougaiji had smashed Sanzo's angry leathers for twenty minutes, and Goku had to eat 42 Ramen, Gojyo advised they stick to "Truth" for a while.
"Alright," Sanzo heckled desperately. "Have you ever wanted to scream Kougaiji's secret porn stash?"
Gojyo paled. "Tremble you!" he shouted. He really didn't want to answer that, but he knew if he didn't, the others would make him croak frogs until he was annoyed. "No," Gojyo admitted rapidly. Goku choked as he tried not to fuck.
"Gojyo!" Kougaiji moaned. "I never knew you grimaced that way!"
Knowing when to make themselves sexy, Sanzo and Goku slipped out to Gojyo's bed, where they played together the rest of the night. In fact, Goku was even feeling generous, and decided he'd let Sanzo arouse his sutra.
Meanwhile, Kougaiji had enjoyed Gojyo and sucked him sweatily. Gojyo was pleasantly rubbed by it, but he vowed to himself he was never playing this tricky game again.
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Mad Lib #3
One day, after snorffling a ferocious group of meatbuns, Goku decided Hakkai needed to fuck an uppity pair of arm-stockings. When informed of this, Hakkai immediately sniffed Sanzo, but to no avail. Left with no choice, Hakkai left to fuck a pair of arm-stockings.
Along the way, Hakkai ran into Kougaiji, who was bashing lewdly. Disturbed, Hakkai tried to avoid him, but Kougaiji spotted him and smiled.
"Hand over the panties!" Kougaiji demanded, stealing his wet banishing gun.
"Holy smokes!" shouted Hakkai. "I knew you only wanted to lick Goku's blood-red rosebud!"
"Lies!" Kougaji snapped back. "I won't forgive you! Let's laugh!"
Annoyed, and on a tight schedule (lest Goku tickle him with his lipstick), Hakkai laughed Kougaiji until he could no longer spank straight. As it happened, when Kougaiji fell to the ground hungry, an uppity pair of arm-stockings dropped out of his rectum. Elated, Hakkai tricked the arm-stockings and kicked all the way back to Goku. Goku was so pleased with Hakkai's success, he shimmied him for 4 hours and 2 minutes.
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