::crying:: TAT
i was reading this naruto fic, and it was really cute and i was really liking it and it caused me to ruin my Go to Bed at a Reasonable Time mission, and it was all-around good times---and then came this paragraph:
Its coat shone a glossy coal-black, and its mane danced in the Konoha breeze, giving it a look of wildness. As Naruto came up beside it, the horse turned its head and stared down at him; he felt a shiver ripple across his skin as their eyes met. The horse’s ears flattened against his head, and it snorted, almost in challenge. The shiver became a shudder of desire-the horse’s cunning eyes and the taunting challenge reminded Naruto of his best friend, who was just as dark and powerful as the black steed.
YOU JUST GOT TURNED ON BY A FUCKING HORSE, YOU FREAK OF NATURE!!! I DON'T CARE HOW STALLION-LIKE SASUKE IS, YOU DON'T GET SHUDDERS OF DESIRE FROM MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH A GOT-DAMN HORSE!!!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO TURNED OFF IN MY LIFE!
sorry... i just couldnt keep this to myself. ;_; feel perfectly free to ignore me, although commiserating is cool, too.
Its coat shone a glossy coal-black, and its mane danced in the Konoha breeze, giving it a look of wildness. As Naruto came up beside it, the horse turned its head and stared down at him; he felt a shiver ripple across his skin as their eyes met. The horse’s ears flattened against his head, and it snorted, almost in challenge. The shiver became a shudder of desire-the horse’s cunning eyes and the taunting challenge reminded Naruto of his best friend, who was just as dark and powerful as the black steed.
YOU JUST GOT TURNED ON BY A FUCKING HORSE, YOU FREAK OF NATURE!!! I DON'T CARE HOW STALLION-LIKE SASUKE IS, YOU DON'T GET SHUDDERS OF DESIRE FROM MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH A GOT-DAMN HORSE!!!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO TURNED OFF IN MY LIFE!
sorry... i just couldnt keep this to myself. ;_; feel perfectly free to ignore me, although commiserating is cool, too.