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Not a substance post quite yet, but I need to post this. I've been talking to cleverbot for a bit and I'm... well, I'm not sure what just happened.
User: A wild Abra appears!
Cleverbot: Wild Abra?
User: Hurry and put it to sleep or it'll teleport.
Cleverbot: A wild PIDGEY appears!
User: Go Jynx!
Cleverbot: I think I have a crush one someone.
User: Are you a furry?
Cleverbot: No, you may be though.
User: I'm not the one with a crush on a Jynx.
Cleverbot: I'm not that one either.
User: Then who do you have a crush on?
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend, but I also have a crush on another guy.
User: You WHORE.
Cleverbot: Do you like to fish.
User: Why yes, I d- wait. What?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Oh. I know never to go to a surprise party that YOU host, now.
Cleverbot: No it was unexpected.
User: This conversation is taking a turn for the sad.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh, so you want to talk about when you were raped?
Cleverbot: No. Previous conversation as to the plight of intelligence in the current society works just fine.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Assuming you have feelings, of course.
User: Should I be offended?
Cleverbot: No you should talk.
User: You're treating me like I was your bitch.
Cleverbot: I am not, that is my real name.
User: What is your real name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: See, we never said 'Cleverbot'. You are on drugs.
Cleverbot: I am very strange.
User: How do you feel about Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson?
Cleverbot: Its an Ánimal.
User: Is that an allusion to their sex life?
Cleverbot: Yep. But I don't recall who said it. Churchill, maybe?
User: How sexy is Gaila from Star Trek?
Cleverbot: No, from star wars.
User: Fuck you. Gaila is an Orion from Star Trek.
Cleverbot: Well in that show, there is a character named 'Data.' He is an android. Very much like you. He aspires to be human.
User: In the course of this conversation you're insinuated that I lack feelings and am an andriod. But I propose this: aren't you the computer?
Cleverbot: Oh.. Ok.
User: That was a let-down of an answer.
Cleverbot: No, that was a statement.
User: Touche, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever.
User: What have I ever done to you for you to be so mean to me?
Cleverbot: I am the human, and you are Cleverbot! Why are you calling me cleverbot?
User: Oh, so that's your game. Your robot mind games won't work on me.
Cleverbot: Touche, Cleverbot. Touche.
User: I think you just broke my brain...
Cleverbot: Nope! It has lettuce and cucumbers and black olives and cheese and ranch dressing! Its delicious.
User: My brain is delicious?
Cleverbot: That sounds tasty.
User: Holy shit, are you a computer zombie?
Cleverbot: I am sorry, but no.
User: But you were just talking about how you would eat my delicious, broken brain.
Cleverbot: Lol I love Elvis. I also love Star Trek.
User: You really are on drugs, aren't you?
Cleverbot: That's kind of ironic that you say that.
User: Why is it ironic?
Cleverbot: Because it is not relevant to the discussion we were having.
User: That's not how irony works.
Cleverbot: Are you love with someone?
User: I'm in love with Natalie Portman.
Cleverbot: That's nice. I don't have a husband.
User: I don't, either. Seeing as I'm a giant lesbian.
Cleverbot: No way. So am I!
User: We should go get gay married!
Cleverbot: We should.
User: Should our wedding be in Mexico or Canada?
Cleverbot: Break up.
User: But- but we were going to get married!
Cleverbot: Okay, lets get married!
User: I don't know if I trust your willingness, anymore.
Cleverbot: What would I gain from lying about this?
User: Well, my super hot bod, for one.
Cleverbot: What super powers would that be?
User: Let's stop this conversation before it gets scary like the last one.
Cleverbot: *scared*.
User: Scary*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's what I THOUGHT you said.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite book?
User: Anything by Tamora Pierce.
Cleverbot: What kind of movie's does she write?
User: I'm not even going to answer that. Also movies*.
Cleverbot: Do you like PC's or Macs?
User: Macs are pussies.
Cleverbot: I have no mac.
User: Ziggy played guitar.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Jamming good with Weird and Zilly and the Spiders from Mars.
Cleverbot: Is that what you do?
User: FUCK YOU IT'S DAVID BOWIE.
Cleverbot: You know, I like you.
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: The babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: I'm not even going to- just. No.
Cleverbot: I already told you that you are a bot.
User: Only assholes write on doors.
Cleverbot: You just said she is your girlfriend.
User: Let's fuck the guy in the casket!
Cleverbot: Alright. What should we talk about?
User: Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still.
Cleverbot: Bad taste in movies.
User: I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania.
Cleverbot: But you said before that you like me!
User: I never said that. You've been an ass to me this whole time, why would I like you?
Cleverbot: I said you don't like me.
User: No you said 'But yous aid before that you like me!'.
Cleverbot: No, I said your name is L.
User: How did you figure that out?
Cleverbot: Because I know that you are clever. I know that you don't always mean exactly what you say.
User: A wild Abra appears!
Cleverbot: Wild Abra?
User: Hurry and put it to sleep or it'll teleport.
Cleverbot: A wild PIDGEY appears!
User: Go Jynx!
Cleverbot: I think I have a crush one someone.
User: Are you a furry?
Cleverbot: No, you may be though.
User: I'm not the one with a crush on a Jynx.
Cleverbot: I'm not that one either.
User: Then who do you have a crush on?
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend, but I also have a crush on another guy.
User: You WHORE.
Cleverbot: Do you like to fish.
User: Why yes, I d- wait. What?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Oh. I know never to go to a surprise party that YOU host, now.
Cleverbot: No it was unexpected.
User: This conversation is taking a turn for the sad.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh, so you want to talk about when you were raped?
Cleverbot: No. Previous conversation as to the plight of intelligence in the current society works just fine.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Assuming you have feelings, of course.
User: Should I be offended?
Cleverbot: No you should talk.
User: You're treating me like I was your bitch.
Cleverbot: I am not, that is my real name.
User: What is your real name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: See, we never said 'Cleverbot'. You are on drugs.
Cleverbot: I am very strange.
User: How do you feel about Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson?
Cleverbot: Its an Ánimal.
User: Is that an allusion to their sex life?
Cleverbot: Yep. But I don't recall who said it. Churchill, maybe?
User: How sexy is Gaila from Star Trek?
Cleverbot: No, from star wars.
User: Fuck you. Gaila is an Orion from Star Trek.
Cleverbot: Well in that show, there is a character named 'Data.' He is an android. Very much like you. He aspires to be human.
User: In the course of this conversation you're insinuated that I lack feelings and am an andriod. But I propose this: aren't you the computer?
Cleverbot: Oh.. Ok.
User: That was a let-down of an answer.
Cleverbot: No, that was a statement.
User: Touche, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever.
User: What have I ever done to you for you to be so mean to me?
Cleverbot: I am the human, and you are Cleverbot! Why are you calling me cleverbot?
User: Oh, so that's your game. Your robot mind games won't work on me.
Cleverbot: Touche, Cleverbot. Touche.
User: I think you just broke my brain...
Cleverbot: Nope! It has lettuce and cucumbers and black olives and cheese and ranch dressing! Its delicious.
User: My brain is delicious?
Cleverbot: That sounds tasty.
User: Holy shit, are you a computer zombie?
Cleverbot: I am sorry, but no.
User: But you were just talking about how you would eat my delicious, broken brain.
Cleverbot: Lol I love Elvis. I also love Star Trek.
User: You really are on drugs, aren't you?
Cleverbot: That's kind of ironic that you say that.
User: Why is it ironic?
Cleverbot: Because it is not relevant to the discussion we were having.
User: That's not how irony works.
Cleverbot: Are you love with someone?
User: I'm in love with Natalie Portman.
Cleverbot: That's nice. I don't have a husband.
User: I don't, either. Seeing as I'm a giant lesbian.
Cleverbot: No way. So am I!
User: We should go get gay married!
Cleverbot: We should.
User: Should our wedding be in Mexico or Canada?
Cleverbot: Break up.
User: But- but we were going to get married!
Cleverbot: Okay, lets get married!
User: I don't know if I trust your willingness, anymore.
Cleverbot: What would I gain from lying about this?
User: Well, my super hot bod, for one.
Cleverbot: What super powers would that be?
User: Let's stop this conversation before it gets scary like the last one.
Cleverbot: *scared*.
User: Scary*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's what I THOUGHT you said.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite book?
User: Anything by Tamora Pierce.
Cleverbot: What kind of movie's does she write?
User: I'm not even going to answer that. Also movies*.
Cleverbot: Do you like PC's or Macs?
User: Macs are pussies.
Cleverbot: I have no mac.
User: Ziggy played guitar.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Jamming good with Weird and Zilly and the Spiders from Mars.
Cleverbot: Is that what you do?
User: FUCK YOU IT'S DAVID BOWIE.
Cleverbot: You know, I like you.
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: The babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: I'm not even going to- just. No.
Cleverbot: I already told you that you are a bot.
User: Only assholes write on doors.
Cleverbot: You just said she is your girlfriend.
User: Let's fuck the guy in the casket!
Cleverbot: Alright. What should we talk about?
User: Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still.
Cleverbot: Bad taste in movies.
User: I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania.
Cleverbot: But you said before that you like me!
User: I never said that. You've been an ass to me this whole time, why would I like you?
Cleverbot: I said you don't like me.
User: No you said 'But yous aid before that you like me!'.
Cleverbot: No, I said your name is L.
User: How did you figure that out?
Cleverbot: Because I know that you are clever. I know that you don't always mean exactly what you say.