BEST SEVEN HOURS OF MY LIFE EVAR
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You as a whole are my new bestest friend ever.
There was an Omegle party last night! It was awesome~! I found six other GQMFs. I'm going to post the conversations I had here. It was awesome. I was talking to someone as Chekov and I'm pretty sure they had no idea what I was going on about. And McCoy talking about everything bad that could happen in space scared a few people. >:3
(more may be added later. :3)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male 17 and looking to cam ;]
You: Romulan, angry, looking to destroy Vulcan.
You: ;]
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You: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yea
You: I WANT SPOCK DEAD NOW!
You: Where is he?
Stranger: up your ass
You: I don't think I can make him watch the destruction of his planet from my ass.
Stranger: sure u can u just sticka t.v. up there
You: That would be uncomfortable.
Stranger: but worth it to see the look on spocks face
You: I like the way you think, stranger.
Stranger: :D
You: You are now an honorary Romulan.
Stranger: oh yeah!
Stranger: wait till super man see's this!
You: Indeed.
Stranger: "fuck you kyrpton!"
You: We can destroy everything Superman loves after we destroy Vulcan.
Stranger: yea!
Stranger: pew pew!
You: Set phasers to kill~
You: And good day to you, sir or madam.
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You: We are receiving a distress signal from the USS Kobayashi Maru. The ship has lost power and is stranded. Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them. What do we do Captain?
Stranger: get stranded on an island and hope theres a beachball for company
You: You don't think we should... help them?
You: Maybe carry out our orders?
Stranger: i dont think theres much u can do
You: We could attack the Klingons surrounding them? Or prepare to take on survivors?
Stranger: why dont you just call captian Kirk
You: Captian Kirk took his Kobayashi Maru test already.
You: Twice.
You: It's your turn. Captian.
Stranger: yes but hes the only one that can pass
You: The point of the Kobayashi Maru is to experience fear and keep calm during this.
You: It's a no-win situation. I thought you would know this.
Stranger: fear is only in ur head
You: Fascinating.
You: Though a useless observation in this test. Starfleet needs to know how well you can work under pressure.
Stranger: well how would u know if i can work under pressure if im meant to fail
You: Failure is subjective. Failing to keep calm in this situation could be considered failure.
Stranger: well i consider killing my shipmates on purpose failing
You: You are just as stubborn as Cadet Kirk, I see.
Stranger: stubborn people find ways to win
You: Indeed they do.
You: I believe you have passed this test.
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You: Kirk to Enterprise... two to beam up!
Stranger: But...I have a red shirt...
You: ...you're screwed.
Stranger: AAAUUUUGHHHH -gets crushed by an asteroid-
You: Oh, Ensign Ricky. I knew you well.
Stranger: I cannot talk, as I am a corpse.
Stranger: bleeegh.
You: You win, stranger. You. Win.
Stranger: Why thank you, stranger.
You: Good day to you, and live long and prosper.
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You: Ensign authorization code nine-five-wictor-wictor-two.
Stranger: your spelling indicates you're American
Stranger: am I right?
Stranger: or thereabouts
You: I am from the great mother Russia. I am Ensign Pavel Chekov.
Stranger: your premise is good
Stranger: give me some russian
Stranger: I'm quite familiar with the language
You: Languages are a Russian inwention, you know?
Stranger: no they're not
Stranger: but you're making me laugh
Stranger: so I won't disconnect you yet
You: That is wery good to know.
You: I am looking for the nuclear wessles, do you know where I can find them?
Stranger: have you tried North Korea?
Stranger: apparently they've been testing them and everythong
Stranger: LOL freudian slip
Stranger: everythong
Stranger: mmmm, thongs
You: Freud was secretely Russian, too.
You: Ewerything of waule is Russian.
Stranger: Even his crackpot theories of the Oedipus complex?
Stranger: is the mother an important aspect of a Russian family?
You: Well, MY mother is an important aspect of this Russian family.
You: She is wery proud that I enlisted in Starfleet. I am wery young and still hawe made it to a command positions.
Stranger: how young?
You: Sewenteen.
Stranger: I'm wery impressed
You: Well. I must find the nuclear wessels, now. I'm not actually supposed to hold conwersations when I'm on the bridge.
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Stranger: Live long and prosper, bb
You: LL&P INDEED
Stranger: Please. Please. Please be a GQMF
You: YSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: HAI BB HAI
Stranger: I am so releived
You: You're my first EVER.
Stranger: So relieved that I spelled it wrong :P
Stranger: I've gotten one before, but that was months ago
Stranger: And I have spent an hour this time
Stranger: and FINALLY found you!
You: _\\ //
You: also: \o/
Stranger: Yes:P
Stranger: Agreed
You: What's your username?
Stranger: Oh shit. What IS my username
Stranger: Sorry, I need to check:P
You: lawl
Stranger: Im so excited I've forgotten
You: (I'm solemnly_swear1)
Stranger: Right, its emcami
You: Do you want to post this, or should I? (Because it's so interesting, obviously. XD)
Stranger: Ummm
Stranger: Why don't you
Stranger: and I'll comment it
You: :D K. LL&P
Stranger: LL&P bb!
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You: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Stranger: NOOOO
You: Yes! I told you not to send anyone down to the surface, but did yo listen?
You: Now he's dead and we're down ANOTHER redshirt.
Stranger: redshirts were designed to die
You: Good god, man, you just send your crew down to die?
You: How did you get a ship, again?
Stranger: stole it off captain pike
You: Well, dammit Jim, what are we supposed to do now? We have no one on the planet and we need to get those readings.
You: I"m a doctor, not a Captian.
Stranger: erm i'm a little out of my depth, i grew up with TNG
You: I don't know what you're talking about, Jim. You sure you don't need to come to medbay? You're talking crazy.
Stranger: i want scotty!
You: Scotty's in Engineering, you know that, Jim.
Stranger: and get uhura, i want some fine ass to help me get over this phaser burn
You: Don't say that too close to Spock.
You: And I'm a doctor, Jim, not a messenger.
You: You want someone to run errands for you get that Chirpov kid to do it.
Stranger: get me to the bridge! that russian mofo is going to get some pain
You: Dammit, Jim, I just cleared out my medbay from the last time you gave people some pain.
Stranger: just you wait until i let loose my pet tribble
You: And you don't know how many people come in here asking for STD cures after a night with you.
Stranger: hey, i'm a man with a girl in every star system
You: I'm starting to think I"m a nurse at a goddamn highschool, not a starship.
You: And don't you dare say anything about a nurse's outfit, Jim.
Stranger: you know what bones, you'd look fiiiiine in a nurses outfit
You: I'm a doctor, Jim, not a call girl.
Stranger: damn. well what ship is this?
You: USS. Enterprise. You don't know your own ship? You should get a psyc evaluation.
Stranger: i know that bones, is this NCC-1701 or NCC-1701-A?
You: And I'm not doing that for you, I've got enough on my own goddamn plate.
You: NCC-1701. You'd think you were a green kid just out of the Academy, Jim.
You: Have you touched any of Sulu's plants, lately? They do weird things to peoples heads, sometimes.
Stranger: erm, yeah, me and him did a bong
Stranger: HOLY FUCK IT'S THE GORN!
You: Dammit, Jim!
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You: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
Stranger: Christopher Pike, Captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise
You: What is the current stardate?
You: SPOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!
Stranger: If you don't tell me your name I'm going to have to make one up.
You: It's Uhura.
You: Does GQMF mean anything to you?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: sorry firefox froze ><
Stranger: QUINTO AND PINE.
You: FIREFOOOOOOX!!!!
You: Does ontd_startrek mean anything to you?
Stranger: Yes, I'm a member :)
You: Are you taking part in the omegle party or is this a random meeting of the nerds?
Stranger: Omegle party
You: \o/
Stranger: :D
Stranger: my opening line is GQMF LIKE A BOSS but you pretty much beat me to the awesomeness XD
You: I've been praticing 'connect to a new chat' + CTRL+V like a mofo.
You: Like a GQMF
Stranger: hahah same! too many perverts on here
Stranger: who are you from ontd?
You: solemnly_swear1 (This is really my first ontd experience. and my second GQMF.) You?
Stranger: othersideoftime. I lurk like none other >_>
You: XD
You: Should one of us post this, then?
Stranger: lol yes feel free to XD someone else has posted one with me as well already
You: :D Live long and prosper. _\\ //
Stranger: :D you too! _\\ //
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You: We are receiving a distress signal from the USS Kobayashi Maru. The ship has lost power and is stranded. Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them. What do we do Captain?
Stranger: Change heading to intercept the USS Kobayashi Maru. All deck crew standby for battle-readyness
You: Sir, the Klingons are firing. Shields at 97%.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: ARM PHOTON TORPEDOS; RETURN FIRE
Stranger: BATTLE STATIONS
You: Captain! They've hit us critically! Photon torpedoes have gone offline!
Stranger: Transfer emergency power from all available systems and transfer to shields. Return fire with phasers! Target their targetting systems!!
You: Targeting systems targeted.
You: Sir, they seem to have some sort of device that is interfering with our power storage.
Stranger: !! ABANDON SHIP !! INITIATE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!! RRUUUNNNN NIGGGAASS,,, RUUUUNNN!!!!
You: ...you have passed the Kobayashi Maru test.
Stranger: hhahhaha
Stranger: *bow* thank you sensei desu.
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You: Identify yourself, citizen!
Stranger: DB
Stranger: I didn't do anything I swear.
You: Why did you just drive that car off a cliff?
You: And underage, too.
Stranger: Frank was a douche
You: Citizen, you need to come in to make a statement.
Stranger: Do I have to?
You: Yes. I have just received a transmission that the car you were driving was stolen.
Stranger: It was my dad's.
You: I am only repeting the information we've recieved. I'm going to need you to come with me.
You: And you are underaged and were speeding.
Stranger: Well...
You: Very... very underaged. How did you even reach the pedels?
Stranger: I used very advanced technology.
You: Ah. Well. He was a douche. I suppose I'll let you go with a warning.
Stranger: Hooray
Stranger: Now I'm going to grow up to be a jerk who likes bar fights and sleeps with many women!
You: Sounds fun. Just make sure to save the earth while you're at it.
Stranger: Will do officer.
You: Move along.
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You: I don't need a doctor, damnit, I am a doctor!
Stranger: HI!!!
Stranger: ONTD_startrekker?
You: GQMF'IN YES!
Stranger: :D :D :D
You: :D :D :D, also!
Stranger: so where are you from, fellow gqmf?
You: I would say Vulcan, but no one believs me when I do. :(
Stranger: lololol
You: Of course, it may be because I spell believes wrong.
Stranger: one of my friends convinced a stranger to play along
Stranger: with her pretending to be spock
You: XD
You: I had someone asking Chekov what was invinted in Russia. They had no idea who Chekov was.
Stranger: \o/
Stranger: you're basically my hero
You: :3
Stranger: :D
Stranger: today i gave an IRL friend the audiobook
Stranger: and they were so excited :D
You: (ooooh, the audio book.)
Stranger: inorite?
You: Nothing is better than ZQ's Gaila. Or Chekov.
Stranger: zq doing chekov voice is the best
Stranger: HAHAHYES
You: GREAT GQMF MINDS
Stranger: INORITE.
Stranger: we're all A+ people
You: YS.
Stranger: im glad to have found someone!
Stranger: from ontd
Stranger: :D
You: You're my... third? I think.
Stranger: i just signed on
You: I've been on for three hours?
Stranger: i had two boring convos
Stranger: and then you
You: \o/
Stranger: :D :D :D :D
Stranger: three hours? i see you are also procrastinating, y/y?
You: Actually, this is sadly my daily life. 85% of my time on the computer, the rest sleeping. :3
Stranger: :/ me too
Stranger: i'm in college and i literally spend like 12 hours a day on my computer
You: It's pratice for when I'm in the computer science field in starfleet.
You: It's going to happen. I will MAKE it happen.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: starfleet is so much cooler than the actual military imo
You: It has thrusters! On full!!
You: And green girls!
Stranger: and sweet uniforms
Stranger: and hot aliens
Stranger: YYYY
Stranger: idk what i'd do in starfleet though. im pretty ~*~artsy~*~
You: Um. Interspecies connection through art?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: id make the uniforms or something
You: Jim Kirk's sensitivity training.
You: (He get's his own.)
Stranger: yyyy
Stranger: wait, poll of just you:
Stranger: favorite character?
You: UM
You: UM
You: Gaila right now? Also Spock. Then Chekov. And Sulu. YOU DO NOT ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS I CAN'T ANSWER THEM.
Stranger: hahha im sorry bb
You: I don't believe in no-win senarios.
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: i think il TOS McCoy and Spock the best
Stranger: and for XI def chekov
Stranger: :D :D
You: ANTON~~~ How so adorable and curly headed?
Stranger: you dont even know! i love him so much
Stranger: i had seen him in an episode of criminal minds before star trek
Stranger: and thought he was adorable
You: I need to see that episode. I saw a gif from it on ontd_startrek and died.
Stranger: you definitely do!
Stranger: iirc, it's 2.11. it's definitely called sex, birth, death
You: *COPY PASTE GOOGLE*
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: even when my harddrive is full, i cant bear to throw it out
Stranger: its a lolzy epsiode too
You: T-throw Anton out? *wibble*
Stranger: i would never!
You: Vulcan might implode if you did.
You: o wait.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i see what you did there
You: XD
You: What's your eljay name? I'm solemnly_swear1.
Stranger: i'm brianne.
Stranger: i mostly post rl things lately
Stranger: but you are welcome to friend me!
You: \o/
You: I have to go scare people who don't know what I'm talking about, now. Expect to see this posted on the party post.
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: :D :D
You: Live long and prosper.
Stranger: farewell new friend
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You: You are, in fact, the Mr. Scott who postulated the theory of transwarp beaming?
Stranger: depends on which universe we're in
You: We are in the universe in which Vulcan was destroyed.
Stranger: then no.
You: Oh. :(
You: I need to get on the Enterprise.
You: I have to say mean things about Spock's mommy.
Stranger: don't.
Stranger: you'll make him cry
You: He needs to be emotionally compromised. Him from the future told me so.
You: He also told me some weird shit about something called 'Pon Farr.'
Stranger: so you're the captain?
You: I'd like to think so. I'm a Cadet right now. And I guess Pike promoted me to First ltd. I don't know if that counts after getting marroned on Delta Vega, though.
Stranger: ok i was following you until now and i lost you
You: Star Trek: 2009. And my bad spelling.
Stranger: so what part of the movie are we in now
You: I just got stranded on Delta Vega and need to get back to the Enterprise to take command. And get choked by Spock.
You: So I GTG and do that, now. KTHNXBAI
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You: My commander requests the presence of your captain in order to negotiate a ceasefire.
Stranger: hi i am getting a haircut it is long and boring i can do anything with it what should i do
Stranger: this is more important
You: Nothing is more important than the destruction of Vulcan.
You: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
Stranger: the last 3 conversations ive had here revolve around this somehow
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You: KIRK TO ENTERPRISE. WE'RE FALLING WITHOUT A 'CHUTE!
You: GET US OUT OF HERE, ENTERPRISE
Stranger: ok spock
You: I'm not that pointy-eared bastard.
Stranger: who are you big boy?
You: My name is James Tiberius Kirk.
You: AND I'M STILL FALLING WITHOUT A 'CHUTE.
You: OOOOOH SHIIIIII-
You: *SPLAT*
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You: KIRK TO ENTERPRISE. WE'RE FALLING WITHOUT A 'CHUTE!
Stranger: ughh why wont you people stop
You: Because we are GQMFs
You: It's what we do.
Stranger: ughhh
You: That and look at walking posts.
You: They're the best.
Stranger: yeah your really cool
You: ZACHARY QUING IS WALKING HIS DOG
You: YOUR REPLY IS IRREVELENT
Stranger: do you mean Quinto?
You: Yeah.
You: I got carried away with my typing.
You: ZQ does that to me.
Stranger: its allright
Stranger: what does GQMF mean?
You: GQ (the magazine.) mother fuckers.
Stranger: ooh quinto mega fans just got it
You: It describes the characters/actors of Star Trek and a special group of awesome fans.
You: Also Zachary Quinto's eyebrows.
You: Which are the GQMFest of them all.
Stranger: im not a big star treck fan, i saw the movie it was prety good i guess
You: You guess?
You: FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
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You: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Stranger: Ohmygod! tragic
Stranger: hes dead?
You: Damn right he is!
You: Should've expected it, he did have a red shirt.
Stranger: really I thought it was purple?
You: There's not any purple shirts in Starfleet!
You: What have you been drinking, Jim?
Stranger: Fanta
Stranger: :L shhh!
You: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mime!
Stranger: Oh sorry, i though you were a mime :L
You: You've been drinking Scotty's ale, haven't you?
You: I told you that stuff wasn't safe.
You: It's strong enough to knock out a goddamn Vulcan.
Stranger: Oh sorry I dont listen to you much, you ramble quitea bit
You: Dammit, Jim, you're supposed to listen to what doctors say.
You: That explains why you're so goddamn reckless, though.
Stranger: I am so not reckless, my father jim senior, now he was reckless. I take after my mother not a bit reckless
You: You must be sick. You're father's name was George, Jim.
You: You should come to sickbay.
You: I have a hypospray with your name on it.
Stranger: How much of scottys ale have you had to drink today dr?
You: Unlike you, Mr. Bigshot, I can handle my drink.
You: And I know not to drink on shift.
You: What if we were attacked by Klingons?
You: We'd be screwed with a drunk Captain.
You: The head doctor can't be drunk, too.
You: I'll have to be there to patch up your reckless ass.
Stranger: Yuss, Im captain! thats pretty sweet eh? My ass is affended
You: Dammit, Jim. I'm leaving. SOME of us remember that we have a goddamn job to do.
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You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today.
Stranger: shoot
You: Shoot does not inspire an emotional response from me.
Stranger: what does
You: Well, usually insinuation that my mother is sexually promiscuous because she is a human who has married a Vulcan.
You: But I may beat the hell out of you for that.
Stranger: dude
Stranger: do you live in your parents basement
You: Well, as I have just reached an age that I am legally able to live on my own, I have lived in my parents house for a while. I am afraid I do not have the money to buy my own place as of right now.
You: This does not make me emotionally compromised, though.
Stranger: thats cool though
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You: Kirk to Engineering. Get us out of here Scotty.
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: OH GOD!
Stranger: IM ON IT!
You: WE'RE BEING SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE, SCOTTY
Stranger: GRAB MY HAND KIRK!!!!!!!
Stranger: GRAB MY HAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!
You: I'LL NEVER LET GO, SCOTTY!
Stranger: Now what you have to do is pull yourself up!!!!
Stranger: Use all your energy to pull yourself up!
Stranger: Ill help but I cant do all the work
You: FUCK, THAT'S TOO HARD. I'M CAPTAIN, Y'ALL ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THE WORK FOR ME
Stranger: (looks to other shipmates) Should I drop him?
You: FUCK FUCK I'LL PULL MYSELF UP
Stranger: (they all nod)
Stranger: WEll I guess this is goodbye.
You: BUT SEE IF YOU GET A PROMOTION OR RAISE ANY TIME SOON
Stranger: You will be dead
You: SHIIIIIIII-
Stranger: we could just say it was an accident
Stranger: muahahahahaha
You: Come on, Scotty.
Stranger: muahahah
You: Spock won't let you do that.
Stranger: MUAHAHAH!!!!!!!
You: He love me.
You: I'm his t'hy'la
Stranger: Spock can suck one
You: He said so.
Stranger: He is already dead
Stranger: goodbue
You: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: (Lets go of captains hand)
You: *splat*
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You: HAY HAY! CHIRS! IT'S ZACH! I'LL GET YOUR STARBUCKS, BUT I NEED TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. WALK NOAH FOR ME?
Stranger: Uh...no idea what you just said.
You: I asked you walk Noah, Chris. I just left, like, twenty minutes ago.
You: To go get coffee.
You: Like a GQMF
You: REMEMBER
Stranger: Nope.
You: YOU PICKED OUT MY BEANIE FOR ME
Stranger: You know you're talking to a stranger...right?
You: WE DON'T KNOW EACHOTHER, ANYMORE CHRIS!
You: I'M LEAVING YOU FOR KARL.
You: HE KNOWS HOW TO TREAT ME
Stranger: Good for you.
You: GOODBYE FOREVER, CHRIS PINE.
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You: HAY CHRIS! IT'S ZACH. WALK NOAH FOR ME? I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
Stranger: SURE THING ZACH!
You: COOL.
Stranger: I JUST GOT TO YOUR HOME AND NOAH IS MISSING!
You: I DON'T KNOW IF HE NEEDS A WALK, REALLY, BUT ONTD_STARTREK NEEDS MORE WALKING POSTS.
You: :O
You: :O :O :O
You: TT__TT
Stranger: I PUT UP FLYERS ALL OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD
You: OH GOD I HOPE HE'S FOUND
You: HE'S MY FAAAAMILY
Stranger: HES DEAD
You: BRB CRYING EYES OUT
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(I'M THE STRANGER HERE~)
Stranger: Space: the final frontier.
You: FUCK YEAH
You: GQMF?
Stranger: YEAH BB
You: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: /HIGH FIVED
Stranger: I ASSUMED YOU WOULD BE A GQMF. YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO NOT EXIT RIGHT AFTER I SAID Space: the final frontier.
Stranger: What is wrong with people?!
You: i guess they dont' understand pure gqmfs
Stranger: They don't see the beauty~
You: what's you name bb?
Stranger: solemnly_swear1
Stranger: yours?
You: withinalight
Stranger: I've seen you! :D
You: :DDDD
Stranger: You're the frist GQMF I've gotten that I recognized
You: you're my second
Stranger: I think you're my fifth in general. (Maybe fourth, but I forget. XD) First I've seen around the comm.
Stranger: before
Stranger: (I almost typed conn)
You: i have been on omegle for two hours get only two wth
You: *and i
Stranger: I've been here for six, so I'd say you're doing pretty vulcan good.
Stranger: ohgodihavenolife
You: hahaha, i whould have been on longer but i didn't ther was a party
You: i need to learn how to spell
Stranger: Spelling is for Klingons~
You: lol
Stranger: (otherwise, how else would we have Klingon boggle?
Stranger: )
You: i feel ashamed for not knowing what klingon boggle is.
Stranger: Just boggle, but you find Klingon words. NERD TO THE MAX GAME
You: i am also ashamed i had to look up boggle. wtfself
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I had to google GQMF once upon a time. That is the biggest shame. :(
You: it's ok bb
Stranger: So. Posting this to the party post: you or me?
You: i will:)
Stranger: :D
Stranger: I will go forth and find more GQMFs. LL&P
You: V
You: good luck!
Stranger: \o/
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You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today.
Stranger: Indeed.
You: I can assure you ahead of time, though, that they will not draw any form of emotional reaction from me.
Stranger: If i happen to draw a response from you while attacking your personal self, maybe i can soothe you over with some sweet talk there after?
You: Depends. If you did not say something bad about my mother I may be open to what humans call 'sweet talk.'
Stranger: Attacking your Mother is the farthest thing from my mind, never even crossed my brainwaves.
You: Then continue. Unless you mean to attack my Human heritage. While I have immersed myself completely into the Vulcan philosophy, I still hold a fondness for it.
Stranger: Was not aware we were talking about Star Trek LOLOOL
You: About Star Trek? I believe we were talking about insults and their results, be they emotional or otherwise.
You: I do not know what this 'Star Trek' is, though I am familiar with both the word 'star' and the word 'trek.'
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My commander requests the presence of your captain in order to negotiate a ceasefire.
Stranger: . . . . *turns to First Officer* Walk with me.
You: ...well. Now that you're no longer on the bridge, I can't see where I can go with this.
Stranger: I fail, I'm sorry xD
You: I mean.
You: I could yell Marco after you
You: and see if you yell Polo.
You: MARCO
Stranger: POLO
You: GQMF MARCO
Stranger: GQMF POLO
Stranger: :D
You: :3
You: So, come on to the ship. I swear I won't drop a bug down your throat for the coordinates for Earth's defense system or anything.
Stranger: *goes onto your ship*
Stranger: [/brain fail at 2:00 a.m]
You: *drops bug down your throat for coordinates for earth's defense system*
Stranger: *HALF CHOKES TO DEATH*
You: K G2G DESTROY VULCAN AND EARTH KTHNXBAI
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You: HAY CHRIS! IT'S ZACH. WILL YOU WALK NOAH FOR ME? I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
Stranger: wanna have hot cyber sex? or have an intelligent conversation?
You: I just want someone to walk my dog.
Stranger: oh sure, ill walk noah
You: Cool! The key is under the mat. Like always.
You: I'm on my way to Starbucks, you still want the Christmas flavour?
Stranger: Nah, I'll just get some coffee from 7-11 on the way to your place
You: And make sure you get in good view of the paparizzi when you're walking him. ontd_startrek needs another walking post.
You: Who knows, they may write some fanfiction in responce to you walking my dog. It'll be awesome, man.
Stranger: hell yea, I can't wait
You: Yeah!
You: Well, Chris, I should get off omegle. The fucker to my right just cut me off. I need to yell angrily.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: About what happened at Starfleet... the test and everything. I know it looks like I was... using you.... or whatever. And I'm sorry. I really am. And... I just hope you'll forgive me.
Stranger: do a barrel roll!
You: ...you're not Gaila, are you?
Stranger: if you want me to be?
You: GOOD ANSWER
You: LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: About what happened at Starfleet... the test and everything. I know it looks like I was... using you.... or whatever. And I'm sorry. I really am. And... I just hope you'll forgive me.
You: You're...
You: not Gaila, are you?
Stranger: no
You: *sigh*
You: I've been looking for her all day.
You: If you see a green chick with curly red hair could you tell her I didn't mean to use her love for me to cheat on that test?
You: And to meet me in the captain's quarters.
You: (And maybe you could wink a couple of times, there.)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Xenolinguistics. You have no idea what that means.
Stranger: nope
You: Have fun with the farm animals
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: KIRK TO ENTERPRISE. WE'RE FALLING WITHOUT A 'CHUTE!
Stranger: o rly.
You: YA RLY
You: We're falling through the air without a 'chute!
Stranger: ENTERPRISE TO KIRK. ENJOY YOUR DEATH.
You: WHAT THE HELL ENTERPRISE
You: YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO SAVE SULU
Stranger: who's that o.0
You: Hikaru Sulu.
You: The Enterprise's pilot.
You: You're going to get nowhere real fast if you let us fall and die.
Stranger: do i need to get anywhere real fast..?
Stranger: but i think you would've died by now tbh anyway.
You: Well, this planet is about to implode and create a black hole.
You: You may get sucked into that if you can't go anywhere.
You: And I'm falling for a very very long time.
Stranger: OHNOEZ a black hole.
You: For dramatic effect, you see.
Stranger: i see.
You: NOW YOU SEE THE URGENCY IN THIS SITUATION
Stranger: arnold says GET TO DA CHOPPA
You: I would if it didn't have really fast moving blades that could kill me!
You: Just beam me up, Enterprise!
You: And Sulu too, I guess.
Stranger: uh..
You: GET CHEKOV. HE CAN DO ZAT
Stranger: *beams up* ... ?
Stranger: lmao.
You: GOOD. NOW TO SAVE EARTH.
You: BYE
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You: JIM KIRK! You have some explaining to do! People don't say 'that's so weird' to Gaila and get away with it!
Stranger: why not
You: Because it's rude!
You: When someone says they think they love you, you don't answer 'that's so weird'.
Stranger: I sadly do not know what you are referencing so i can't play along.
Stranger: I apologize.
You: I'm refrencing the other night, Jim!
You: Acting like you don't remember isn't going to change it!
You: And then you sent me that note. It shut down the whole Kobayashi Maru system!
Stranger: But then there we're two Spocks! I was confused!
You: Confused or not, you were mean! Just because I used to be a slave doesn't mean I will just let you be mean to me now.
Stranger: I'm sorry Gaila, I was just really worried about Vader and the Death Star.
Stranger: It won't happen again.
You: ...well, if you promise.
Stranger: I promise!
You: Oh, Jim, I just can't stay mad at you.
Stranger: I know, I do that to people.
You: Now let's go do it in the Captain's chair.
Stranger: Kinky!
You: You know it!
You: See you there in ten.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: About what happened at Starfleet... the test and everything. I know it looks like I was... using you.... or whatever. And I'm sorry. I really am. And... I just hope you'll forgive me.
Stranger: Thanks.
Stranger: Uhura?
You: Oh, is Uhura here?
You: I guess it makes sense, since she's your roommate.
Stranger: I'm not really sure.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Does that make me the green chick?
You: Gaila, yes.
Stranger: Oh, cute.
You: And I'm Jim. Did you hit your head, Gaila?
Stranger: I didn't know she had a name.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: But I'm fucking green, have you seen that?
Stranger: That's fuckin' crazy, right?
You: Yeah! I have a green thing!
You: That explains you! And Spock!
Stranger: Let's not bring that guy into this.
You: But. But you both love me. :C
Stranger: BALLS.
Stranger: I do NOT know enough about Star Trek.
Stranger: Sorry.
You: I was thinking Menage a 3 here.
Stranger: I'M SORRY.
Stranger: Menage a troix?
You: *has never studied french ever*
Stranger: I understand.
Stranger: Me either.
You: XD
Stranger: I think that's how you spell it.
You: I did take Orion in the Academy, though. Mostly so I could say dirty things to you, Gaila.
Stranger: Oh, it's trois.
You: Remember?
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: I remember the hell out of that.
You: I'm memorable like that!
Stranger: This is the most stimulating role play I've ever done.
Stranger: Unless you count Fallout 3.
Stranger: That's pretty good, too.
You: You're the one who was playing Fallout 3 on the bridge's viewscreen!
Stranger: FUUUUUU
Stranger: I thought no one saw that bullshit.
You: I"m Captain.
You: I see everything.
You: Also, it was in the logs.
Stranger: Did you even see Gran Torino?
Stranger: Because that was awful.
Stranger: And I apologize if you've seen it.
You: I didn't. I'm more of a 'aliens and fight scenes' movie kind of guy.
You: It reminds me of my life.
You: As Jim.
You: Of course.
Stranger: Well, District 9 kinda blew, too.
You: But that one movie with me in it was pretty awesome.
Stranger: Yeah, good point.
Stranger: GOOD POINT.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Jim! Explain yourself! No one says 'that is so weird' to Gaila and gets away with it!
Stranger: That's none of your business Craid
Stranger: *craig
You: ...Um. I'm Gaila, Jim.
You: Have you hit your head, lately?
Stranger: Multiple personality much? And no, thank you. Corby hit me with a tire iron when we were working on the truck this afternoon
Stranger: knocked me out for around 15 minutes
You: You're not making any sense, Jim.
Stranger: Neither are you
You: You should go see Dr. McCoy.
Stranger: He's a gay bastard who likes to touch his patients
You: You told me that was why you liked him.
Stranger: I must have been drunk again
You: Yeah, you do get drunk a lot.
Stranger: You drive me to it, you know
You: You were the one who said it was weird when I told you I loved you.
Stranger: All you ever want to do is talk talk talk talk talk
You: If anyone should be drinking it should be me.
Stranger: Then why don't you start?
Stranger: You might be more fun if you did
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: I didn't mean that
You: I'm Orion, we're always fun.
You: We're the funnest beings in the universe.
Stranger: we meaning you and I?
You: It says son on the Orion Slave Trade brochure.
You: Meaning Orions. You're a human, silly.
You: I think you may be drunk right now.
Stranger: You think?
Stranger: I know for a fact I am
Stranger: thank goodness
You: You should be on the bridge, Jim, not drinking!
Stranger: A bottle of patron and a Habana cigar are solving a lot of problems right now
Stranger: pshhh
Stranger: that's what everyone else says too
You: I should've known you wouldn't change, Jim.
You: You're breaking my heart.
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: it wasn't already broken?
You: No, I thought that maybe you were having an off day when you said that.
You: And even when you sent me that message.
You: But now I know.
You: All human boys are the same.
Stranger: Look, what can i do to make it better?
You: I don't know if it could ever be better.
Stranger: Then I will finish this drink and end myself
You: NO JIM!
You: Starfleet needs you!
Stranger: What's the point
You: You're the captain of the Enterprise!
Stranger: no
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You as a whole are my new bestest friend ever.
There was an Omegle party last night! It was awesome~! I found six other GQMFs. I'm going to post the conversations I had here. It was awesome. I was talking to someone as Chekov and I'm pretty sure they had no idea what I was going on about. And McCoy talking about everything bad that could happen in space scared a few people. >:3
(more may be added later. :3)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male 17 and looking to cam ;]
You: Romulan, angry, looking to destroy Vulcan.
You: ;]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yea
You: I WANT SPOCK DEAD NOW!
You: Where is he?
Stranger: up your ass
You: I don't think I can make him watch the destruction of his planet from my ass.
Stranger: sure u can u just sticka t.v. up there
You: That would be uncomfortable.
Stranger: but worth it to see the look on spocks face
You: I like the way you think, stranger.
Stranger: :D
You: You are now an honorary Romulan.
Stranger: oh yeah!
Stranger: wait till super man see's this!
You: Indeed.
Stranger: "fuck you kyrpton!"
You: We can destroy everything Superman loves after we destroy Vulcan.
Stranger: yea!
Stranger: pew pew!
You: Set phasers to kill~
You: And good day to you, sir or madam.
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You: We are receiving a distress signal from the USS Kobayashi Maru. The ship has lost power and is stranded. Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them. What do we do Captain?
Stranger: get stranded on an island and hope theres a beachball for company
You: You don't think we should... help them?
You: Maybe carry out our orders?
Stranger: i dont think theres much u can do
You: We could attack the Klingons surrounding them? Or prepare to take on survivors?
Stranger: why dont you just call captian Kirk
You: Captian Kirk took his Kobayashi Maru test already.
You: Twice.
You: It's your turn. Captian.
Stranger: yes but hes the only one that can pass
You: The point of the Kobayashi Maru is to experience fear and keep calm during this.
You: It's a no-win situation. I thought you would know this.
Stranger: fear is only in ur head
You: Fascinating.
You: Though a useless observation in this test. Starfleet needs to know how well you can work under pressure.
Stranger: well how would u know if i can work under pressure if im meant to fail
You: Failure is subjective. Failing to keep calm in this situation could be considered failure.
Stranger: well i consider killing my shipmates on purpose failing
You: You are just as stubborn as Cadet Kirk, I see.
Stranger: stubborn people find ways to win
You: Indeed they do.
You: I believe you have passed this test.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Kirk to Enterprise... two to beam up!
Stranger: But...I have a red shirt...
You: ...you're screwed.
Stranger: AAAUUUUGHHHH -gets crushed by an asteroid-
You: Oh, Ensign Ricky. I knew you well.
Stranger: I cannot talk, as I am a corpse.
Stranger: bleeegh.
You: You win, stranger. You. Win.
Stranger: Why thank you, stranger.
You: Good day to you, and live long and prosper.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ensign authorization code nine-five-wictor-wictor-two.
Stranger: your spelling indicates you're American
Stranger: am I right?
Stranger: or thereabouts
You: I am from the great mother Russia. I am Ensign Pavel Chekov.
Stranger: your premise is good
Stranger: give me some russian
Stranger: I'm quite familiar with the language
You: Languages are a Russian inwention, you know?
Stranger: no they're not
Stranger: but you're making me laugh
Stranger: so I won't disconnect you yet
You: That is wery good to know.
You: I am looking for the nuclear wessles, do you know where I can find them?
Stranger: have you tried North Korea?
Stranger: apparently they've been testing them and everythong
Stranger: LOL freudian slip
Stranger: everythong
Stranger: mmmm, thongs
You: Freud was secretely Russian, too.
You: Ewerything of waule is Russian.
Stranger: Even his crackpot theories of the Oedipus complex?
Stranger: is the mother an important aspect of a Russian family?
You: Well, MY mother is an important aspect of this Russian family.
You: She is wery proud that I enlisted in Starfleet. I am wery young and still hawe made it to a command positions.
Stranger: how young?
You: Sewenteen.
Stranger: I'm wery impressed
You: Well. I must find the nuclear wessels, now. I'm not actually supposed to hold conwersations when I'm on the bridge.
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Stranger: Live long and prosper, bb
You: LL&P INDEED
Stranger: Please. Please. Please be a GQMF
You: YSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: HAI BB HAI
Stranger: I am so releived
You: You're my first EVER.
Stranger: So relieved that I spelled it wrong :P
Stranger: I've gotten one before, but that was months ago
Stranger: And I have spent an hour this time
Stranger: and FINALLY found you!
You: _\\ //
You: also: \o/
Stranger: Yes:P
Stranger: Agreed
You: What's your username?
Stranger: Oh shit. What IS my username
Stranger: Sorry, I need to check:P
You: lawl
Stranger: Im so excited I've forgotten
You: (I'm solemnly_swear1)
Stranger: Right, its emcami
You: Do you want to post this, or should I? (Because it's so interesting, obviously. XD)
Stranger: Ummm
Stranger: Why don't you
Stranger: and I'll comment it
You: :D K. LL&P
Stranger: LL&P bb!
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You: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Stranger: NOOOO
You: Yes! I told you not to send anyone down to the surface, but did yo listen?
You: Now he's dead and we're down ANOTHER redshirt.
Stranger: redshirts were designed to die
You: Good god, man, you just send your crew down to die?
You: How did you get a ship, again?
Stranger: stole it off captain pike
You: Well, dammit Jim, what are we supposed to do now? We have no one on the planet and we need to get those readings.
You: I"m a doctor, not a Captian.
Stranger: erm i'm a little out of my depth, i grew up with TNG
You: I don't know what you're talking about, Jim. You sure you don't need to come to medbay? You're talking crazy.
Stranger: i want scotty!
You: Scotty's in Engineering, you know that, Jim.
Stranger: and get uhura, i want some fine ass to help me get over this phaser burn
You: Don't say that too close to Spock.
You: And I'm a doctor, Jim, not a messenger.
You: You want someone to run errands for you get that Chirpov kid to do it.
Stranger: get me to the bridge! that russian mofo is going to get some pain
You: Dammit, Jim, I just cleared out my medbay from the last time you gave people some pain.
Stranger: just you wait until i let loose my pet tribble
You: And you don't know how many people come in here asking for STD cures after a night with you.
Stranger: hey, i'm a man with a girl in every star system
You: I'm starting to think I"m a nurse at a goddamn highschool, not a starship.
You: And don't you dare say anything about a nurse's outfit, Jim.
Stranger: you know what bones, you'd look fiiiiine in a nurses outfit
You: I'm a doctor, Jim, not a call girl.
Stranger: damn. well what ship is this?
You: USS. Enterprise. You don't know your own ship? You should get a psyc evaluation.
Stranger: i know that bones, is this NCC-1701 or NCC-1701-A?
You: And I'm not doing that for you, I've got enough on my own goddamn plate.
You: NCC-1701. You'd think you were a green kid just out of the Academy, Jim.
You: Have you touched any of Sulu's plants, lately? They do weird things to peoples heads, sometimes.
Stranger: erm, yeah, me and him did a bong
Stranger: HOLY FUCK IT'S THE GORN!
You: Dammit, Jim!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
Stranger: Christopher Pike, Captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise
You: What is the current stardate?
You: SPOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!
Stranger: If you don't tell me your name I'm going to have to make one up.
You: It's Uhura.
You: Does GQMF mean anything to you?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: sorry firefox froze ><
Stranger: QUINTO AND PINE.
You: FIREFOOOOOOX!!!!
You: Does ontd_startrek mean anything to you?
Stranger: Yes, I'm a member :)
You: Are you taking part in the omegle party or is this a random meeting of the nerds?
Stranger: Omegle party
You: \o/
Stranger: :D
Stranger: my opening line is GQMF LIKE A BOSS but you pretty much beat me to the awesomeness XD
You: I've been praticing 'connect to a new chat' + CTRL+V like a mofo.
You: Like a GQMF
Stranger: hahah same! too many perverts on here
Stranger: who are you from ontd?
You: solemnly_swear1 (This is really my first ontd experience. and my second GQMF.) You?
Stranger: othersideoftime. I lurk like none other >_>
You: XD
You: Should one of us post this, then?
Stranger: lol yes feel free to XD someone else has posted one with me as well already
You: :D Live long and prosper. _\\ //
Stranger: :D you too! _\\ //
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You: We are receiving a distress signal from the USS Kobayashi Maru. The ship has lost power and is stranded. Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them. What do we do Captain?
Stranger: Change heading to intercept the USS Kobayashi Maru. All deck crew standby for battle-readyness
You: Sir, the Klingons are firing. Shields at 97%.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: ARM PHOTON TORPEDOS; RETURN FIRE
Stranger: BATTLE STATIONS
You: Captain! They've hit us critically! Photon torpedoes have gone offline!
Stranger: Transfer emergency power from all available systems and transfer to shields. Return fire with phasers! Target their targetting systems!!
You: Targeting systems targeted.
You: Sir, they seem to have some sort of device that is interfering with our power storage.
Stranger: !! ABANDON SHIP !! INITIATE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!! RRUUUNNNN NIGGGAASS,,, RUUUUNNN!!!!
You: ...you have passed the Kobayashi Maru test.
Stranger: hhahhaha
Stranger: *bow* thank you sensei desu.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Identify yourself, citizen!
Stranger: DB
Stranger: I didn't do anything I swear.
You: Why did you just drive that car off a cliff?
You: And underage, too.
Stranger: Frank was a douche
You: Citizen, you need to come in to make a statement.
Stranger: Do I have to?
You: Yes. I have just received a transmission that the car you were driving was stolen.
Stranger: It was my dad's.
You: I am only repeting the information we've recieved. I'm going to need you to come with me.
You: And you are underaged and were speeding.
Stranger: Well...
You: Very... very underaged. How did you even reach the pedels?
Stranger: I used very advanced technology.
You: Ah. Well. He was a douche. I suppose I'll let you go with a warning.
Stranger: Hooray
Stranger: Now I'm going to grow up to be a jerk who likes bar fights and sleeps with many women!
You: Sounds fun. Just make sure to save the earth while you're at it.
Stranger: Will do officer.
You: Move along.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I don't need a doctor, damnit, I am a doctor!
Stranger: HI!!!
Stranger: ONTD_startrekker?
You: GQMF'IN YES!
Stranger: :D :D :D
You: :D :D :D, also!
Stranger: so where are you from, fellow gqmf?
You: I would say Vulcan, but no one believs me when I do. :(
Stranger: lololol
You: Of course, it may be because I spell believes wrong.
Stranger: one of my friends convinced a stranger to play along
Stranger: with her pretending to be spock
You: XD
You: I had someone asking Chekov what was invinted in Russia. They had no idea who Chekov was.
Stranger: \o/
Stranger: you're basically my hero
You: :3
Stranger: :D
Stranger: today i gave an IRL friend the audiobook
Stranger: and they were so excited :D
You: (ooooh, the audio book.)
Stranger: inorite?
You: Nothing is better than ZQ's Gaila. Or Chekov.
Stranger: zq doing chekov voice is the best
Stranger: HAHAHYES
You: GREAT GQMF MINDS
Stranger: INORITE.
Stranger: we're all A+ people
You: YS.
Stranger: im glad to have found someone!
Stranger: from ontd
Stranger: :D
You: You're my... third? I think.
Stranger: i just signed on
You: I've been on for three hours?
Stranger: i had two boring convos
Stranger: and then you
You: \o/
Stranger: :D :D :D :D
Stranger: three hours? i see you are also procrastinating, y/y?
You: Actually, this is sadly my daily life. 85% of my time on the computer, the rest sleeping. :3
Stranger: :/ me too
Stranger: i'm in college and i literally spend like 12 hours a day on my computer
You: It's pratice for when I'm in the computer science field in starfleet.
You: It's going to happen. I will MAKE it happen.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: starfleet is so much cooler than the actual military imo
You: It has thrusters! On full!!
You: And green girls!
Stranger: and sweet uniforms
Stranger: and hot aliens
Stranger: YYYY
Stranger: idk what i'd do in starfleet though. im pretty ~*~artsy~*~
You: Um. Interspecies connection through art?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: id make the uniforms or something
You: Jim Kirk's sensitivity training.
You: (He get's his own.)
Stranger: yyyy
Stranger: wait, poll of just you:
Stranger: favorite character?
You: UM
You: UM
You: Gaila right now? Also Spock. Then Chekov. And Sulu. YOU DO NOT ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS I CAN'T ANSWER THEM.
Stranger: hahha im sorry bb
You: I don't believe in no-win senarios.
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: i think il TOS McCoy and Spock the best
Stranger: and for XI def chekov
Stranger: :D :D
You: ANTON~~~ How so adorable and curly headed?
Stranger: you dont even know! i love him so much
Stranger: i had seen him in an episode of criminal minds before star trek
Stranger: and thought he was adorable
You: I need to see that episode. I saw a gif from it on ontd_startrek and died.
Stranger: you definitely do!
Stranger: iirc, it's 2.11. it's definitely called sex, birth, death
You: *COPY PASTE GOOGLE*
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: even when my harddrive is full, i cant bear to throw it out
Stranger: its a lolzy epsiode too
You: T-throw Anton out? *wibble*
Stranger: i would never!
You: Vulcan might implode if you did.
You: o wait.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i see what you did there
You: XD
You: What's your eljay name? I'm solemnly_swear1.
Stranger: i'm brianne.
Stranger: i mostly post rl things lately
Stranger: but you are welcome to friend me!
You: \o/
You: I have to go scare people who don't know what I'm talking about, now. Expect to see this posted on the party post.
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: :D :D
You: Live long and prosper.
Stranger: farewell new friend
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You: You are, in fact, the Mr. Scott who postulated the theory of transwarp beaming?
Stranger: depends on which universe we're in
You: We are in the universe in which Vulcan was destroyed.
Stranger: then no.
You: Oh. :(
You: I need to get on the Enterprise.
You: I have to say mean things about Spock's mommy.
Stranger: don't.
Stranger: you'll make him cry
You: He needs to be emotionally compromised. Him from the future told me so.
You: He also told me some weird shit about something called 'Pon Farr.'
Stranger: so you're the captain?
You: I'd like to think so. I'm a Cadet right now. And I guess Pike promoted me to First ltd. I don't know if that counts after getting marroned on Delta Vega, though.
Stranger: ok i was following you until now and i lost you
You: Star Trek: 2009. And my bad spelling.
Stranger: so what part of the movie are we in now
You: I just got stranded on Delta Vega and need to get back to the Enterprise to take command. And get choked by Spock.
You: So I GTG and do that, now. KTHNXBAI
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You: My commander requests the presence of your captain in order to negotiate a ceasefire.
Stranger: hi i am getting a haircut it is long and boring i can do anything with it what should i do
Stranger: this is more important
You: Nothing is more important than the destruction of Vulcan.
You: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
Stranger: the last 3 conversations ive had here revolve around this somehow
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You: KIRK TO ENTERPRISE. WE'RE FALLING WITHOUT A 'CHUTE!
You: GET US OUT OF HERE, ENTERPRISE
Stranger: ok spock
You: I'm not that pointy-eared bastard.
Stranger: who are you big boy?
You: My name is James Tiberius Kirk.
You: AND I'M STILL FALLING WITHOUT A 'CHUTE.
You: OOOOOH SHIIIIII-
You: *SPLAT*
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You: KIRK TO ENTERPRISE. WE'RE FALLING WITHOUT A 'CHUTE!
Stranger: ughh why wont you people stop
You: Because we are GQMFs
You: It's what we do.
Stranger: ughhh
You: That and look at walking posts.
You: They're the best.
Stranger: yeah your really cool
You: ZACHARY QUING IS WALKING HIS DOG
You: YOUR REPLY IS IRREVELENT
Stranger: do you mean Quinto?
You: Yeah.
You: I got carried away with my typing.
You: ZQ does that to me.
Stranger: its allright
Stranger: what does GQMF mean?
You: GQ (the magazine.) mother fuckers.
Stranger: ooh quinto mega fans just got it
You: It describes the characters/actors of Star Trek and a special group of awesome fans.
You: Also Zachary Quinto's eyebrows.
You: Which are the GQMFest of them all.
Stranger: im not a big star treck fan, i saw the movie it was prety good i guess
You: You guess?
You: FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
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You: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Stranger: Ohmygod! tragic
Stranger: hes dead?
You: Damn right he is!
You: Should've expected it, he did have a red shirt.
Stranger: really I thought it was purple?
You: There's not any purple shirts in Starfleet!
You: What have you been drinking, Jim?
Stranger: Fanta
Stranger: :L shhh!
You: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mime!
Stranger: Oh sorry, i though you were a mime :L
You: You've been drinking Scotty's ale, haven't you?
You: I told you that stuff wasn't safe.
You: It's strong enough to knock out a goddamn Vulcan.
Stranger: Oh sorry I dont listen to you much, you ramble quitea bit
You: Dammit, Jim, you're supposed to listen to what doctors say.
You: That explains why you're so goddamn reckless, though.
Stranger: I am so not reckless, my father jim senior, now he was reckless. I take after my mother not a bit reckless
You: You must be sick. You're father's name was George, Jim.
You: You should come to sickbay.
You: I have a hypospray with your name on it.
Stranger: How much of scottys ale have you had to drink today dr?
You: Unlike you, Mr. Bigshot, I can handle my drink.
You: And I know not to drink on shift.
You: What if we were attacked by Klingons?
You: We'd be screwed with a drunk Captain.
You: The head doctor can't be drunk, too.
You: I'll have to be there to patch up your reckless ass.
Stranger: Yuss, Im captain! thats pretty sweet eh? My ass is affended
You: Dammit, Jim. I'm leaving. SOME of us remember that we have a goddamn job to do.
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You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today.
Stranger: shoot
You: Shoot does not inspire an emotional response from me.
Stranger: what does
You: Well, usually insinuation that my mother is sexually promiscuous because she is a human who has married a Vulcan.
You: But I may beat the hell out of you for that.
Stranger: dude
Stranger: do you live in your parents basement
You: Well, as I have just reached an age that I am legally able to live on my own, I have lived in my parents house for a while. I am afraid I do not have the money to buy my own place as of right now.
You: This does not make me emotionally compromised, though.
Stranger: thats cool though
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Kirk to Engineering. Get us out of here Scotty.
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: OH GOD!
Stranger: IM ON IT!
You: WE'RE BEING SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE, SCOTTY
Stranger: GRAB MY HAND KIRK!!!!!!!
Stranger: GRAB MY HAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!
You: I'LL NEVER LET GO, SCOTTY!
Stranger: Now what you have to do is pull yourself up!!!!
Stranger: Use all your energy to pull yourself up!
Stranger: Ill help but I cant do all the work
You: FUCK, THAT'S TOO HARD. I'M CAPTAIN, Y'ALL ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THE WORK FOR ME
Stranger: (looks to other shipmates) Should I drop him?
You: FUCK FUCK I'LL PULL MYSELF UP
Stranger: (they all nod)
Stranger: WEll I guess this is goodbye.
You: BUT SEE IF YOU GET A PROMOTION OR RAISE ANY TIME SOON
Stranger: You will be dead
You: SHIIIIIIII-
Stranger: we could just say it was an accident
Stranger: muahahahahaha
You: Come on, Scotty.
Stranger: muahahah
You: Spock won't let you do that.
Stranger: MUAHAHAH!!!!!!!
You: He love me.
You: I'm his t'hy'la
Stranger: Spock can suck one
You: He said so.
Stranger: He is already dead
Stranger: goodbue
You: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: (Lets go of captains hand)
You: *splat*
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You: HAY HAY! CHIRS! IT'S ZACH! I'LL GET YOUR STARBUCKS, BUT I NEED TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. WALK NOAH FOR ME?
Stranger: Uh...no idea what you just said.
You: I asked you walk Noah, Chris. I just left, like, twenty minutes ago.
You: To go get coffee.
You: Like a GQMF
You: REMEMBER
Stranger: Nope.
You: YOU PICKED OUT MY BEANIE FOR ME
Stranger: You know you're talking to a stranger...right?
You: WE DON'T KNOW EACHOTHER, ANYMORE CHRIS!
You: I'M LEAVING YOU FOR KARL.
You: HE KNOWS HOW TO TREAT ME
Stranger: Good for you.
You: GOODBYE FOREVER, CHRIS PINE.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAY CHRIS! IT'S ZACH. WALK NOAH FOR ME? I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
Stranger: SURE THING ZACH!
You: COOL.
Stranger: I JUST GOT TO YOUR HOME AND NOAH IS MISSING!
You: I DON'T KNOW IF HE NEEDS A WALK, REALLY, BUT ONTD_STARTREK NEEDS MORE WALKING POSTS.
You: :O
You: :O :O :O
You: TT__TT
Stranger: I PUT UP FLYERS ALL OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD
You: OH GOD I HOPE HE'S FOUND
You: HE'S MY FAAAAMILY
Stranger: HES DEAD
You: BRB CRYING EYES OUT
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(I'M THE STRANGER HERE~)
Stranger: Space: the final frontier.
You: FUCK YEAH
You: GQMF?
Stranger: YEAH BB
You: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: /HIGH FIVED
Stranger: I ASSUMED YOU WOULD BE A GQMF. YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO NOT EXIT RIGHT AFTER I SAID Space: the final frontier.
Stranger: What is wrong with people?!
You: i guess they dont' understand pure gqmfs
Stranger: They don't see the beauty~
You: what's you name bb?
Stranger: solemnly_swear1
Stranger: yours?
You: withinalight
Stranger: I've seen you! :D
You: :DDDD
Stranger: You're the frist GQMF I've gotten that I recognized
You: you're my second
Stranger: I think you're my fifth in general. (Maybe fourth, but I forget. XD) First I've seen around the comm.
Stranger: before
Stranger: (I almost typed conn)
You: i have been on omegle for two hours get only two wth
You: *and i
Stranger: I've been here for six, so I'd say you're doing pretty vulcan good.
Stranger: ohgodihavenolife
You: hahaha, i whould have been on longer but i didn't ther was a party
You: i need to learn how to spell
Stranger: Spelling is for Klingons~
You: lol
Stranger: (otherwise, how else would we have Klingon boggle?
Stranger: )
You: i feel ashamed for not knowing what klingon boggle is.
Stranger: Just boggle, but you find Klingon words. NERD TO THE MAX GAME
You: i am also ashamed i had to look up boggle. wtfself
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I had to google GQMF once upon a time. That is the biggest shame. :(
You: it's ok bb
Stranger: So. Posting this to the party post: you or me?
You: i will:)
Stranger: :D
Stranger: I will go forth and find more GQMFs. LL&P
You: V
You: good luck!
Stranger: \o/
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You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today.
Stranger: Indeed.
You: I can assure you ahead of time, though, that they will not draw any form of emotional reaction from me.
Stranger: If i happen to draw a response from you while attacking your personal self, maybe i can soothe you over with some sweet talk there after?
You: Depends. If you did not say something bad about my mother I may be open to what humans call 'sweet talk.'
Stranger: Attacking your Mother is the farthest thing from my mind, never even crossed my brainwaves.
You: Then continue. Unless you mean to attack my Human heritage. While I have immersed myself completely into the Vulcan philosophy, I still hold a fondness for it.
Stranger: Was not aware we were talking about Star Trek LOLOOL
You: About Star Trek? I believe we were talking about insults and their results, be they emotional or otherwise.
You: I do not know what this 'Star Trek' is, though I am familiar with both the word 'star' and the word 'trek.'
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You: My commander requests the presence of your captain in order to negotiate a ceasefire.
Stranger: . . . . *turns to First Officer* Walk with me.
You: ...well. Now that you're no longer on the bridge, I can't see where I can go with this.
Stranger: I fail, I'm sorry xD
You: I mean.
You: I could yell Marco after you
You: and see if you yell Polo.
You: MARCO
Stranger: POLO
You: GQMF MARCO
Stranger: GQMF POLO
Stranger: :D
You: :3
You: So, come on to the ship. I swear I won't drop a bug down your throat for the coordinates for Earth's defense system or anything.
Stranger: *goes onto your ship*
Stranger: [/brain fail at 2:00 a.m]
You: *drops bug down your throat for coordinates for earth's defense system*
Stranger: *HALF CHOKES TO DEATH*
You: K G2G DESTROY VULCAN AND EARTH KTHNXBAI
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You: HAY CHRIS! IT'S ZACH. WILL YOU WALK NOAH FOR ME? I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
Stranger: wanna have hot cyber sex? or have an intelligent conversation?
You: I just want someone to walk my dog.
Stranger: oh sure, ill walk noah
You: Cool! The key is under the mat. Like always.
You: I'm on my way to Starbucks, you still want the Christmas flavour?
Stranger: Nah, I'll just get some coffee from 7-11 on the way to your place
You: And make sure you get in good view of the paparizzi when you're walking him. ontd_startrek needs another walking post.
You: Who knows, they may write some fanfiction in responce to you walking my dog. It'll be awesome, man.
Stranger: hell yea, I can't wait
You: Yeah!
You: Well, Chris, I should get off omegle. The fucker to my right just cut me off. I need to yell angrily.
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You: About what happened at Starfleet... the test and everything. I know it looks like I was... using you.... or whatever. And I'm sorry. I really am. And... I just hope you'll forgive me.
Stranger: do a barrel roll!
You: ...you're not Gaila, are you?
Stranger: if you want me to be?
You: GOOD ANSWER
You: LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: About what happened at Starfleet... the test and everything. I know it looks like I was... using you.... or whatever. And I'm sorry. I really am. And... I just hope you'll forgive me.
You: You're...
You: not Gaila, are you?
Stranger: no
You: *sigh*
You: I've been looking for her all day.
You: If you see a green chick with curly red hair could you tell her I didn't mean to use her love for me to cheat on that test?
You: And to meet me in the captain's quarters.
You: (And maybe you could wink a couple of times, there.)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Xenolinguistics. You have no idea what that means.
Stranger: nope
You: Have fun with the farm animals
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You: KIRK TO ENTERPRISE. WE'RE FALLING WITHOUT A 'CHUTE!
Stranger: o rly.
You: YA RLY
You: We're falling through the air without a 'chute!
Stranger: ENTERPRISE TO KIRK. ENJOY YOUR DEATH.
You: WHAT THE HELL ENTERPRISE
You: YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO SAVE SULU
Stranger: who's that o.0
You: Hikaru Sulu.
You: The Enterprise's pilot.
You: You're going to get nowhere real fast if you let us fall and die.
Stranger: do i need to get anywhere real fast..?
Stranger: but i think you would've died by now tbh anyway.
You: Well, this planet is about to implode and create a black hole.
You: You may get sucked into that if you can't go anywhere.
You: And I'm falling for a very very long time.
Stranger: OHNOEZ a black hole.
You: For dramatic effect, you see.
Stranger: i see.
You: NOW YOU SEE THE URGENCY IN THIS SITUATION
Stranger: arnold says GET TO DA CHOPPA
You: I would if it didn't have really fast moving blades that could kill me!
You: Just beam me up, Enterprise!
You: And Sulu too, I guess.
Stranger: uh..
You: GET CHEKOV. HE CAN DO ZAT
Stranger: *beams up* ... ?
Stranger: lmao.
You: GOOD. NOW TO SAVE EARTH.
You: BYE
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You: JIM KIRK! You have some explaining to do! People don't say 'that's so weird' to Gaila and get away with it!
Stranger: why not
You: Because it's rude!
You: When someone says they think they love you, you don't answer 'that's so weird'.
Stranger: I sadly do not know what you are referencing so i can't play along.
Stranger: I apologize.
You: I'm refrencing the other night, Jim!
You: Acting like you don't remember isn't going to change it!
You: And then you sent me that note. It shut down the whole Kobayashi Maru system!
Stranger: But then there we're two Spocks! I was confused!
You: Confused or not, you were mean! Just because I used to be a slave doesn't mean I will just let you be mean to me now.
Stranger: I'm sorry Gaila, I was just really worried about Vader and the Death Star.
Stranger: It won't happen again.
You: ...well, if you promise.
Stranger: I promise!
You: Oh, Jim, I just can't stay mad at you.
Stranger: I know, I do that to people.
You: Now let's go do it in the Captain's chair.
Stranger: Kinky!
You: You know it!
You: See you there in ten.
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You: About what happened at Starfleet... the test and everything. I know it looks like I was... using you.... or whatever. And I'm sorry. I really am. And... I just hope you'll forgive me.
Stranger: Thanks.
Stranger: Uhura?
You: Oh, is Uhura here?
You: I guess it makes sense, since she's your roommate.
Stranger: I'm not really sure.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Does that make me the green chick?
You: Gaila, yes.
Stranger: Oh, cute.
You: And I'm Jim. Did you hit your head, Gaila?
Stranger: I didn't know she had a name.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: But I'm fucking green, have you seen that?
Stranger: That's fuckin' crazy, right?
You: Yeah! I have a green thing!
You: That explains you! And Spock!
Stranger: Let's not bring that guy into this.
You: But. But you both love me. :C
Stranger: BALLS.
Stranger: I do NOT know enough about Star Trek.
Stranger: Sorry.
You: I was thinking Menage a 3 here.
Stranger: I'M SORRY.
Stranger: Menage a troix?
You: *has never studied french ever*
Stranger: I understand.
Stranger: Me either.
You: XD
Stranger: I think that's how you spell it.
You: I did take Orion in the Academy, though. Mostly so I could say dirty things to you, Gaila.
Stranger: Oh, it's trois.
You: Remember?
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: I remember the hell out of that.
You: I'm memorable like that!
Stranger: This is the most stimulating role play I've ever done.
Stranger: Unless you count Fallout 3.
Stranger: That's pretty good, too.
You: You're the one who was playing Fallout 3 on the bridge's viewscreen!
Stranger: FUUUUUU
Stranger: I thought no one saw that bullshit.
You: I"m Captain.
You: I see everything.
You: Also, it was in the logs.
Stranger: Did you even see Gran Torino?
Stranger: Because that was awful.
Stranger: And I apologize if you've seen it.
You: I didn't. I'm more of a 'aliens and fight scenes' movie kind of guy.
You: It reminds me of my life.
You: As Jim.
You: Of course.
Stranger: Well, District 9 kinda blew, too.
You: But that one movie with me in it was pretty awesome.
Stranger: Yeah, good point.
Stranger: GOOD POINT.
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Stranger: hello
You: Jim! Explain yourself! No one says 'that is so weird' to Gaila and gets away with it!
Stranger: That's none of your business Craid
Stranger: *craig
You: ...Um. I'm Gaila, Jim.
You: Have you hit your head, lately?
Stranger: Multiple personality much? And no, thank you. Corby hit me with a tire iron when we were working on the truck this afternoon
Stranger: knocked me out for around 15 minutes
You: You're not making any sense, Jim.
Stranger: Neither are you
You: You should go see Dr. McCoy.
Stranger: He's a gay bastard who likes to touch his patients
You: You told me that was why you liked him.
Stranger: I must have been drunk again
You: Yeah, you do get drunk a lot.
Stranger: You drive me to it, you know
You: You were the one who said it was weird when I told you I loved you.
Stranger: All you ever want to do is talk talk talk talk talk
You: If anyone should be drinking it should be me.
Stranger: Then why don't you start?
Stranger: You might be more fun if you did
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: I didn't mean that
You: I'm Orion, we're always fun.
You: We're the funnest beings in the universe.
Stranger: we meaning you and I?
You: It says son on the Orion Slave Trade brochure.
You: Meaning Orions. You're a human, silly.
You: I think you may be drunk right now.
Stranger: You think?
Stranger: I know for a fact I am
Stranger: thank goodness
You: You should be on the bridge, Jim, not drinking!
Stranger: A bottle of patron and a Habana cigar are solving a lot of problems right now
Stranger: pshhh
Stranger: that's what everyone else says too
You: I should've known you wouldn't change, Jim.
You: You're breaking my heart.
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: it wasn't already broken?
You: No, I thought that maybe you were having an off day when you said that.
You: And even when you sent me that message.
You: But now I know.
You: All human boys are the same.
Stranger: Look, what can i do to make it better?
You: I don't know if it could ever be better.
Stranger: Then I will finish this drink and end myself
You: NO JIM!
You: Starfleet needs you!
Stranger: What's the point
You: You're the captain of the Enterprise!
Stranger: no
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