Superhero/supervillian vivi/me <3 'rough draft'
SUPERVILLIAN!VIVI AND SUPERHERO!SAM ALL CAPS ROUGH DRAFT
VIVI WANTED TO BE A SUPERHERO HER WHOLE LIFE UNTIL ONE DAY (THE DARKEST DAY OF HER LIFE) SHE REALIZED THAT SUPERHERO CLOTHING WASN'T SEXY AT ALL AND SUPERVILLIAN CLOTHING WAS SEXIER. FROM THAT DAY FORTH, SHE VOWED TO TAKE REVENGE ON SUPERHEROS (BECAUSE SHE NEVER GOT TO BE ONE) BY BEING A SUPERVILLIAN.
SAM HAS SEXY OUTFIT AND VIVI DOESN'T LIKE THAT BECAUSE SUPERHEROS DON'T HAVE SEXY OUTFITS, DAMNIT, AND SHE REALLY HAS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. SO SHE MAKES IT HER OTM (ONE TRUE MISSION) TO WEAKEN SAM BUT NEVER ACTUALLY KILL HER BECAUSE THIS IS A SUPERHERO FIC AND YOU DON'T TRY TO REALLY KILL THE SUPERHERO UNTIL THE SHOW GETS CANCELED.
SO ONE DAY SHE FOLLOWS SAM AROUND UNTIL SHE FIGURES OUT HER WEAKNESS (UNCARBONATED SODA MAKES HER UNABLE TO PROPERLY MOVE FOR HOURS) AND USES THIS TO KIDNAP HER. WHEN SAM WAKES UP, SHE'S SHACKELED UP IN VIVI'S CLICHE SUPERVILLIAN DUNGEON. THE SHACKLES ARE FUZZY BECAUSE VIVI ONLY REALLY KNEW WHERE SEXY SHOPS WERE. SHE DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO ASK ANYONE IF THEY KNEW WHERE THE SUPERVILLIAN SHOPS WERE, BECAUSE THAT WOULD JUST BE DUMB.
WHEN VIVI WALKS IN, SAM NOTICES SHE'S WEARING SAM'S OUTFIT, WITH MODIFICATIONS (HER SUPERHERO INSIGNA IS X-ED OUT AND HER SUPERVILLIAN NAME WRITTEN ON.) AND ALSO, HER BOOBS ARE AWESOME IN IT BECAUSE SAM DOESN'T HAVE BOOBS AND SO IT'S SUPER TIGHT AND BOOBS ARE SUPER COOL!
VIVI HAS LONG MONOLOGUE ABOUT SEXINESS OF SUPERHERO SUIT. SEXY TIEMS ENSUE. THEY REALIZE THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER, TO KEEP UP PUBLIC APPEARANCES, OF COURSE. ALSO, THEY GET PAID FOR THIS SHIT. ANGST ENSUES. SO THEY KEEP FIGHTING AND KEEP UP THE CLICHE SUPERHERO/SUPERVILLIAN FIC HATE!SEX
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VIVI WANTED TO BE A SUPERHERO HER WHOLE LIFE UNTIL ONE DAY (THE DARKEST DAY OF HER LIFE) SHE REALIZED THAT SUPERHERO CLOTHING WASN'T SEXY AT ALL AND SUPERVILLIAN CLOTHING WAS SEXIER. FROM THAT DAY FORTH, SHE VOWED TO TAKE REVENGE ON SUPERHEROS (BECAUSE SHE NEVER GOT TO BE ONE) BY BEING A SUPERVILLIAN.
SAM HAS SEXY OUTFIT AND VIVI DOESN'T LIKE THAT BECAUSE SUPERHEROS DON'T HAVE SEXY OUTFITS, DAMNIT, AND SHE REALLY HAS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. SO SHE MAKES IT HER OTM (ONE TRUE MISSION) TO WEAKEN SAM BUT NEVER ACTUALLY KILL HER BECAUSE THIS IS A SUPERHERO FIC AND YOU DON'T TRY TO REALLY KILL THE SUPERHERO UNTIL THE SHOW GETS CANCELED.
SO ONE DAY SHE FOLLOWS SAM AROUND UNTIL SHE FIGURES OUT HER WEAKNESS (UNCARBONATED SODA MAKES HER UNABLE TO PROPERLY MOVE FOR HOURS) AND USES THIS TO KIDNAP HER. WHEN SAM WAKES UP, SHE'S SHACKELED UP IN VIVI'S CLICHE SUPERVILLIAN DUNGEON. THE SHACKLES ARE FUZZY BECAUSE VIVI ONLY REALLY KNEW WHERE SEXY SHOPS WERE. SHE DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO ASK ANYONE IF THEY KNEW WHERE THE SUPERVILLIAN SHOPS WERE, BECAUSE THAT WOULD JUST BE DUMB.
WHEN VIVI WALKS IN, SAM NOTICES SHE'S WEARING SAM'S OUTFIT, WITH MODIFICATIONS (HER SUPERHERO INSIGNA IS X-ED OUT AND HER SUPERVILLIAN NAME WRITTEN ON.) AND ALSO, HER BOOBS ARE AWESOME IN IT BECAUSE SAM DOESN'T HAVE BOOBS AND SO IT'S SUPER TIGHT AND BOOBS ARE SUPER COOL!
VIVI HAS LONG MONOLOGUE ABOUT SEXINESS OF SUPERHERO SUIT. SEXY TIEMS ENSUE. THEY REALIZE THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER, TO KEEP UP PUBLIC APPEARANCES, OF COURSE. ALSO, THEY GET PAID FOR THIS SHIT. ANGST ENSUES. SO THEY KEEP FIGHTING AND KEEP UP THE CLICHE SUPERHERO/SUPERVILLIAN FIC HATE!SEX
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