HAN SOLO SHISUI, MMMMM. Youuuu <3 Still, haven't we all learned our lesson about spacefic AU's?!
BUT ANYWAY, IT NEEDS A CASTLIST:
Han Solo: Shisui Leia: Itachi Luke: Sasuke Jabba the Hut: *cringeeee* Oro? I can't subject Madara to this. Obi-Wan: Kakashi Vader: Madara Yoda: Ahahaha Jiraiya Chewbacca: Naruto needs a role, I guess...
I don't think anybody learned any lessons, including and especially you. ♥ :D the most that can reliably be said we learned was who can write spacefic AUs.
oh yes yes Madara the Hut! it even SOUNDS perfect. but how horrible i am jumping on that so quickly. .......he probably has to be Vader, no one else can be so evil. Also Orochimaru is probably even more perfect for a pathetic slug crime-lord. ..or Madara could be the Emperor and Pein could be Vader? even MORE evil for mr. crazypants, plus the Emperor manipulated Vader, and also Pein gets redeemed, as does Vader.. but that makes Pein Itachi & Sasuke's father. dammit.
ahahaha. maybe switch kakashi and jiraiya? kakashi could make a hilarious yoda, and jiraiya does um, cough, kick the bucket as does obi-wan. .. but i don't know? XD either way. and minato is qui-gon jinn. and kushina is padme! wait what D: and where would tsunade go? fuck XD har har, yessss naruto-chewbacca!
gah clearly they create problems as well as solve them >/ stupid itachi's skin D:
WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN FAT MADARA, NO. STOP. Oro works quite well for pathetic slug (although...Tsunade is the slug princess...). He even wants ItachiLeia's body. It's wonderfully appropriate.
Padme!Kushina weirdly paves the way for Madara/Kushina, which is...which is hot, I'm not even going to lie. Everything with Madara in it is hot, goddamnit.
I have the monochrome set! I love them, but I'm afraid if I buy the color markers I'll be intimidated and never use them...
This is true, Orochimaru did want Itachi. This makes for some creepy times when Leia!Itachi is captured x_O ALTHO SHE DOES KILL HIM. and Luke!Sasuke can help.
augh all the star wars inter-relationships open countless horrible doors! i didn't even think of that one. Kushina/Madara, has it ever even existed before? has anyone written it? :O it does sound.. vaguely hot. huh.
nonono. don't be intimidated. the color set is majestically wonderful. one of the best art purchases i ever made, even though it broke the bank to get the 178 set. ._.; BUT SO WORTH IT.
I don't think anyone has written it, but Madara is fast approaching fandom bicycle status, so who knows. I do, however, know that people have been inspired to write Naruto/Kushina after 498, which makes me physically ill despair for the state of the humanity.
/counts intern salary and cries
Clearly the solution is just to leech off art student friends and take the markers for an, uh, test drive :D
There are always treasures :) I found TCW on FFN, and all kinds of random people who stay away from LJ because they're intimidated. This was also me until recently.
The really weird thing is that Sasuke/Mikoto doesn't seem to squick anyone, but Naruto/Kushina squicks several. I am squicked by both, and still confused.
I will do this. I'm sure the doujin circle wouldn't mind being hit up for markers to produce cousincest. Good cause, and all.
It's true, I have found really good stuff. There was this crazy fic about Naruto being split into 2 parallel dimensions and trying to determine which one he belonged in, cause in the other universe, Minato was alive D: that was only on FFN. i am so terrified of the end of TCW, you have no idea. i need my hand held when she finally puts out the final chapter, it will probably send me into a coma of despair.
*agrees on the squick-by-both* i pretend we have no idea how closely Itachi and Shisui were related, because Naruto/Kushina or Sasuke/Mikoto is, like, serious incest. the deep-seated emotional issues type of incest. Gack.
There was this crazy fic about Naruto being split into 2 parallel dimensions and trying to determine which one he belonged in
I've read that! I think. Questofdreams collabed with lazzchan on that, right? Oh man, one of the earliest Sasunaru stories I ever read, those were the days ♥
That doesn't really count as FFN-only, though, because both of them have LJs.
There is this entire tradition among fan artists (and possibly writers as well) where Kyuubi is depicted as a beautiful woman draped in sexy, revealing kimonos. The point is: Madara/Kyuubi, like this? The aesthetics there are just delish
BUT ANYWAY, IT NEEDS A CASTLIST:
Han Solo: Shisui
Leia: Itachi
Luke: Sasuke
Jabba the Hut: *cringeeee* Oro? I can't subject Madara to this.
Obi-Wan: Kakashi
Vader: Madara
Yoda: Ahahaha Jiraiya
Chewbacca: Naruto needs a role, I guess...
I waaaaaant those color Prismacolors /jealous
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oh yes yes Madara the Hut! it even SOUNDS perfect. but how horrible i am jumping on that so quickly. .......he probably has to be Vader, no one else can be so evil. Also Orochimaru is probably even more perfect for a pathetic slug crime-lord.
..or Madara could be the Emperor and Pein could be Vader? even MORE evil for mr. crazypants, plus the Emperor manipulated Vader, and also Pein gets redeemed, as does Vader.. but that makes Pein Itachi & Sasuke's father. dammit.
ahahaha. maybe switch kakashi and jiraiya? kakashi could make a hilarious yoda, and jiraiya does um, cough, kick the bucket as does obi-wan. .. but i don't know? XD either way.
and minato is qui-gon jinn. and kushina is padme! wait what D:
and where would tsunade go? fuck XD
har har, yessss naruto-chewbacca!
gah clearly they create problems as well as solve them >/ stupid itachi's skin D:
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Padme!Kushina weirdly paves the way for Madara/Kushina, which is...which is hot, I'm not even going to lie. Everything with Madara in it is hot, goddamnit.
I have the monochrome set! I love them, but I'm afraid if I buy the color markers I'll be intimidated and never use them...
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augh all the star wars inter-relationships open countless horrible doors! i didn't even think of that one. Kushina/Madara, has it ever even existed before? has anyone written it? :O it does sound.. vaguely hot. huh.
nonono. don't be intimidated. the color set is majestically wonderful. one of the best art purchases i ever made, even though it broke the bank to get the 178 set. ._.; BUT SO WORTH IT.
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/counts intern salary and cries
Clearly the solution is just to leech off art student friends and take the markers for an, uh, test drive :D
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fandom, fail forever. :/
Do it, they are stupidly awesome :D if i, you know, knew you in real life you could use mine.
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The really weird thing is that Sasuke/Mikoto doesn't seem to squick anyone, but Naruto/Kushina squicks several. I am squicked by both, and still confused.
I will do this. I'm sure the doujin circle wouldn't mind being hit up for markers to produce cousincest. Good cause, and all.
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i am so terrified of the end of TCW, you have no idea. i need my hand held when she finally puts out the final chapter, it will probably send me into a coma of despair.
*agrees on the squick-by-both* i pretend we have no idea how closely Itachi and Shisui were related, because Naruto/Kushina or Sasuke/Mikoto is, like, serious incest. the deep-seated emotional issues type of incest. Gack.
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I've read that! I think. Questofdreams collabed with lazzchan on that, right? Oh man, one of the earliest Sasunaru stories I ever read, those were the days ♥
That doesn't really count as FFN-only, though, because both of them have LJs.
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Indeed- it's called Parallels, it's pretty great. now i am inspired to re-read it. :D
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I DON'T THINK I'M READY TO WADE INTO THE MURKY WATER OF LUKE/CHEWBACCA, SORRY.
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Also, there is no R2 or C3PO. This cast list has some fail going on.
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..who else is annoying in naruto? *is stoned*
....WHERE IS THE KYUUBI?! IS IT A DEATH STAR?
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And Madara/Vader has suspicious plans for it, so it's all good forever.
...typing that made me read it as a pairing, which just goes to say that I need to slowly step away from fandom.
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