You know what chaps my ass? Well, lots of things do. Let's be honest. However, I feel kind of weird because of the following things.
- I'm not even 30 but already conducting training for my entire department.
- I still wear a US size 2 and have for about the last 10 years
- I've never put on more than five pounds in a timeframe of less than 6 months.
- I'm an atheist.
- I don't want kids.
- I'm tiny but lift at least 50% of my body weight on a number of gym machines.
- I've always liked fruits and veggies and don't have issues eating a vegetarian/vegan meal.
- I actually like going to the gym.
- I have always been a critical thinker.
Thanks to all of those, I feel like more of an outsider than I did as a teenager. Goddamn schizophrenic American society that can't decide what the fuck it wants. Is it bad to be beautiful, healthy and a size 2? Evidently it is. God fucking dammit.