I am t3h sMrT, obviously, as I read the sign and did not drink the Journalism coffee. Also,
WTF? How the hell did I get the highest score in my class? Maybe it's something to do with me being a seniorish person taking freshman level courses? there's something to be said for this "Showing up" thing after all.
Also,
His Assholiness dumped
flowers on my bed. I... can't tell if this is a sign of affection, or he's just bored with putting out his cigarettes there. Or possibly he set it on fire with the cigarettes, and actually was putting them out.