E-mail, late Monday night

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willow.rosenberg@
hogwarts.ac.ukTo: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
Subject: *POKEPOKEPOKE*

See subject line.

love,
Willow





xander.harris@
fandomhigh.net
To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
Subject: re: *POKEPOKEPOKE*

What? I totally fulfilled your details-by-Saturday extortion. What more do you want from me, woman?

love,
Xander

P.S. By the way, Cordy's back; she fell out of the ceiling.





willow.rosenberg@
hogwarts.ac.ukTo: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
Subject: *POKEPOKEPOKE*

That was then; this is now. Since it's clearly impossible to pry more than one piece of information out of you at a time, my new solution is this: you will give me one detail per day, or I will come over there and shake you like a shaken thing til they all fall out.

love,
Willow

P.S. That's...nice? I...guess?





xander.harris@
fandomhigh.net
To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
Subject: re: *POKEPOKEPOKE*

They sell the good, *magic*, crack at your school, don't they.

love,
Xander

P.S. But will you hold me like a someone broken afterwards?





willow.rosenberg@
hogwarts.ac.ukTo: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
Subject: *POKEPOKEPOKE*

Xander, do you remember when you bet me that I wouldn't do the thing with the thing and the thing? The *pink* thing? And ok, so I threw up, and yes, on your shoes, but the pink, you do remember the pink, yes? Because I will so totally do the pink again, and this time no yarking. It's the magic crack; it gives me unnaturally elevated self-confidence. Daily detail, now.

love,
Willow

P.S. NO. OMG. WTF.





xander.harris@
fandomhigh.net
To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
Subject: re: *POKEPOKEPOKE*

...Fine. We're going to Prom.

fear of the pink, not so much with the love,
Xander

P.S. Sigh. Never mind. It's a Fandom thing. You wouldn't understand.




willow.rosenberg@
hogwarts.ac.ukTo: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
Subject: *POKEPOKEPOKE*

See, now that's a detail!

And there will be more tomorrow, or Thing. Of the Pink. I'm just sayin'.

love,
Willow

P.S. And you say *my* school is on crack???