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Jul 16, 2010 22:18

So correct me if I'm wrong, but someone around here must know where I can get some energon, right?

The high-grade stuff. ...or low-grade, but I'd rather not have to clean myself out first thing in the morning.

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chopshopgoddess July 17 2010, 19:58:06 UTC

Clean yourself out? Maybe you should drink some, give me something to practice on.

[text] soldierbee July 18 2010, 10:24:25 UTC

But it sits all weird in my systems. I can't handle the low-grade stuff.

[text] chopshopgoddess July 18 2010, 14:02:30 UTC

Hm...

What's...the equivalent? Like, cheap whiskey or vodka? [Because OH MAN she has been there. Trent and his ability to look old and buy only the cheap stuff. Jerk.]

[text] soldierbee July 18 2010, 19:56:03 UTC

I guess really, really cheap whiskey. Though it's more like putting dirty gasoline into a car than anything.

I'm a little bit spoiled.

[text] chopshopgoddess July 19 2010, 01:46:35 UTC

Yeah, been there. It's gross.

Well, that's okay. I think I might be a little now, too.

[text] soldierbee July 19 2010, 15:11:48 UTC

Oh good, I don't feel so bad about it then.

Ironhide likes the low-grade stuff. He's crazy.

[text] chopshopgoddess July 19 2010, 22:57:21 UTC

That's gross, man. I hate cheap booze.

[text] soldierbee July 20 2010, 00:29:54 UTC

Same here.

If only you were Cybertronian. We could gang up on Ironhide about drinking that crap.

[text] chopshopgoddess July 20 2010, 00:33:38 UTC

Haha, if only, for sure. I'm sure we could still do it, though.

You should come to the bar with me sometime.

[text] soldierbee July 20 2010, 00:35:58 UTC

Me and Ironhide are here if you wanna join us.

[Maybe he'll get to see first hand why she and Ironhide are so touchy on the subject of each other.]

[text] chopshopgoddess July 20 2010, 00:56:08 UTC

He doesn't like it when I drink.

[That, and she's pretty certain he's ignoring her.]

Thanks, though. Maybe some other time.

[text] soldierbee July 20 2010, 00:58:51 UTC

Some other time.

He doesn't like it because you're underage?

Re: [text] chopshopgoddess July 20 2010, 01:02:35 UTC

I don't know why he doesn't. He tries to take it from me sometimes.

...Does he even know what underage for us is?

[text] soldierbee July 20 2010, 01:04:29 UTC

He probably does. We've all downloaded and assimilated your planet's laws into our working knowledge, so.

[text] chopshopgoddess July 20 2010, 01:05:42 UTC

Maybe that's his problem. It doesn't really matter here, though. It's not like I'm going to get arrested.

[text] soldierbee July 20 2010, 01:08:10 UTC

Isn't the legal drinking age on international waters eighteen anyway?

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