<--Even this guy takes his Hippocratic Oath more seriously

Feb 12, 2009 22:30

I actually have a substantial entry prepared, just need to add some things. But first I must crow this from the mountaintops.

SCIENCE! )

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zidane February 13 2009, 07:00:41 UTC
I believe the phrase "die in a fire" applies here.

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solderini February 13 2009, 07:09:22 UTC
Use him to start, then toss in the peanut-butter-salmonella guy. Garnish with pro-ana websites.

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zidane February 13 2009, 07:10:57 UTC
Mmm, tastes like dickery.

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solderini February 13 2009, 07:23:00 UTC
Ah, dickery. I choke it down and choke it down, and someone keeps spooning more onto my plate!

In non-depressing news. I'm not entirely sure if this is real or not, but I wouldn't be surprised.

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zidane February 13 2009, 07:24:41 UTC
I'm waiting for "Wii Solve Crime" now.

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gwenlle February 13 2009, 10:40:27 UTC
... So, when I first read the link, I thought that the *crime* had something to do with the Wii, but I was sorely dissapointed that details on that weren't forthcoming. Since it's 2am and I need to do laundry, I'll save my own personal investigation for later. In the meantime...
In the Criminal Justice System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. [super-special Law & Order noise]
[cut to rainy Saturday morning in a family-friendly apartment building. Out the door of the apartment building comes a stretcher, bearing the covered corpse of a nine year old boy < I have a whole essay in the process of thinking itself out as for why it's a boy... -ed >. Camera pans to follow TWO POLICE OFFICERS walking from the exiting EMTs into the third-story walkup apartment (this had better be a montage, guys. If we really spend 30 seconds taking the stairs, people have already changed the channel... ( ... )

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hazard_us February 13 2009, 14:18:02 UTC
I approve this. With great justice.

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solderini February 13 2009, 17:40:31 UTC
But did the six-year-old have the wriststrap on? That could affect the sentencing.

That was anazing, by the way. You should write for the show.

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gwenlle February 13 2009, 10:43:36 UTC
Can I concur here? I concur. As for the fire-starting debate, I think you'll have to figure out on a case by case basis who makes the best tinder. It's possible you'll have to set some other evil afire before these guys'll really catch. I mean, we're what, 80% water? I'm pretty sure being 100% Asshole doesn't change that.

... okay, so I think about things on a level that can probably only be described as really creepy.

Can I still concur?

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solderini February 13 2009, 18:00:45 UTC
Hmm, peanuts are full of oil, so maybe salmonella-peanut-man would do better to start with. But then, autism-doctor-dick is full of shit. Maybe we should rub the pro-ana websites together until they start smoking.

...or maybe I should just accept your concurrance and put the burning idea aside.

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