... So, when I first read the link, I thought that the *crime* had something to do with the Wii, but I was sorely dissapointed that details on that weren't forthcoming. Since it's 2am and I need to do laundry, I'll save my own personal investigation for later. In the meantime... In the Criminal Justice System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. [super-special Law & Order noise] [cut to rainy Saturday morning in a family-friendly apartment building. Out the door of the apartment building comes a stretcher, bearing the covered corpse of a nine year old boy < I have a whole essay in the process of thinking itself out as for why it's a boy... -ed >. Camera pans to follow TWO POLICE OFFICERS walking from the exiting EMTs into the third-story walkup apartment (this had better be a montage, guys. If we really spend 30 seconds taking the stairs, people have already changed the channel...
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Can I concur here? I concur. As for the fire-starting debate, I think you'll have to figure out on a case by case basis who makes the best tinder. It's possible you'll have to set some other evil afire before these guys'll really catch. I mean, we're what, 80% water? I'm pretty sure being 100% Asshole doesn't change that.
... okay, so I think about things on a level that can probably only be described as really creepy.
Hmm, peanuts are full of oil, so maybe salmonella-peanut-man would do better to start with. But then, autism-doctor-dick is full of shit. Maybe we should rub the pro-ana websites together until they start smoking.
...or maybe I should just accept your concurrance and put the burning idea aside.
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In non-depressing news. I'm not entirely sure if this is real or not, but I wouldn't be surprised.
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In the Criminal Justice System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. [super-special Law & Order noise]
[cut to rainy Saturday morning in a family-friendly apartment building. Out the door of the apartment building comes a stretcher, bearing the covered corpse of a nine year old boy < I have a whole essay in the process of thinking itself out as for why it's a boy... -ed >. Camera pans to follow TWO POLICE OFFICERS walking from the exiting EMTs into the third-story walkup apartment (this had better be a montage, guys. If we really spend 30 seconds taking the stairs, people have already changed the channel... ( ... )
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That was anazing, by the way. You should write for the show.
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... okay, so I think about things on a level that can probably only be described as really creepy.
Can I still concur?
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...or maybe I should just accept your concurrance and put the burning idea aside.
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