Compliments Of Danielle...

[solastsummer221]

Ok, so basically we have China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us... with nucs...we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else... whatever. Anyway, one day we decided those Chinese sons of a b*tches are going down, so we launched a neuc at China. So while it's on its way, China's like "Sh*t sh*t! Who the f*ck is shooting us?" "Oh well, fire the missiles!" Then France is like "Sh*t guys. We got the missiles, they are coming. Fire our sh*t!" "But I am le' tired..." "Well have a nap. Then fire z missiles!" Meanwhile, Australia is down there like "WTF Mate?" India, Israel, and Pakistan launch their sh*t. So now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each bother. Russia's like "AH MATHALAN!" Then England's like "Bout' that time, aye chaps?" "Right-o" So now the US is like "F*ck, we're dumb asses" Canada's like "What's going on, eh?" and Australia's still like "WTF?" Mars is laughing at us, some huge meteor is like "Well, f*ck that." So now we're got nuclear winter, everybody's dead except Australia and they're still like "WTF?" But they'll be dead soon... f*cking kangaroos... But assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off of the United Starts... to go hang with Hawaii... Alaska can come too. THE END.
Yea, too bad I don't know how to f*cking spell missles. I'm too pissed off to correct it. Yea, it's nice to have friends that invite you places, then just forget about you and leave. Thanks Melissa, I appreciate it. By the way, I had your birthday presents, that's sorta the reason why I wanted to go with you. I hate when you pull sh*t like this. Where the hell is Krista? If she wasn't at f*cking summer camp, maybe I could make plans with her, and actually keep them because I know she wouldn't do that.