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So this morning i woke up at 5:56:01 seconds. I got out of my bed and tripped on the vibrator that was lying on the floor... damn thing i gotta remember to put it away. ANYWAY, i went into the bathroom and got naked until i was feeling kind of rawnchy... so i went back into my room and picked up the... uhh oh wait nevermind.. . After i was done fullfilling my every pleasure... I MEAN taking a shower... i dried myself all good and went back into my room to get sexified. I looked like a sexy motha trucka today... dont need to tell me twice. I went to school and saw all the dirty cunts who go there. I went to homeroom, gave the teacher some head, and sat my ass down. After that i went to my other classes. I was bored as nails so i pulled some girls g string. she made a noice like OOOHHHH.. it was funny as hell. After school i went home and BANG SLAP i had an idea. I thought that i would go on Gay-O-L and check to see if that fucknut tit screw cock shit ass bitch cherry popper Anthony was on. He was but he had his away message on. So i told him to give me a call when he asked his mom if he could come to Bellmore. I hope that bitch does. Do u think hell be popular? Anyway after i was done with that i was like "YO BITCH. U DUN GONE DRIVE ME TO WORK, IIGHT? so my mom drove me to work. When i got there i faught some little chink. the bitch gave me a DIIRTY look so i walked over to her and said "listen u cock mongrole. the next time u look at me the wrong way, ill kill ya. WORSE, ill fuck ur husband, eat out ur sister, jerk of ur brother, rip of his dick and slap u in the face with it and make ur eyes even more slanty then they are already!" then she tried to do kung foo on me and i was like bitch hell no and kicked her ass. Dude i massacred her, i chopped her up and sold the pieces on the black market. After work i went home and here i am now. Jus chillin like bob dylan. Later im gonna eat some chinese and drink a beer and call Anthony.
-Nicole
-Nicole