Carlos and Dang -Random banter part 1

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Edited for relevance

Maybe the valley would make a better lake? says:
doogie howser is gay now too
maybe they ARE brainwashing the celebrities
Maybe the valley would make a better lake? says:
hehehe
Maybe the valley would make a better lake? says:
DISCLAIMER: Carlos does not actually believe in a hidden gay agenda
Maybe the valley would make a better lake? says:
or plot to take over the world
Maybe the valley would make a better lake? says:
this has been a public service announcement by carlos
Nobody says:
Uh.
Maybe the valley would make a better lake? says:
we now take you back to our regularly schedualed loser
Nobody says:
Public Service announcement eh
Nobody says:
Two can play at this game
Nobody says:
9am.
Nobody says:
You're driving to work when it hits you.
Maybe the valley would make a better lake? says:
a tree?
Maybe the valley would make a better lake? says:
heheh
Nobody says:
Is YOUR child safe from pornographers?!
Nobody says:
On November 7th, vote Dang Van for Senate.
Maybe the valley would make a better lake? says:
hehe
Nobody says:
He is DEFINATELY not a pornagrapher.
Maybe the valley would make a better lake? says:
lol
Nobody says:
This has been a paid advertisement for the Elect Dang Van, who is DEFINATELY not a pornagrapher, for Senate commision.
Nobody says:
I'm Dang Van, and I approve this message.

*background image of Dang Van directing pornography*