thirty-one

[solarock]

I read somewhere online that roughly 10% of all girls who attend prom become pregnant. The authors seemed outraged, judging by their attempt to coax the reader to prevent their daughters from being sexually active.

Does that mean that girls should be having sex with their dates?

Comments

[vela_nova]

...What?!

[solarock]

You are going to prom. Do you have a date?

[vela_nova]

I... suppose?

[solarock]

Perhaps, then, you are considering sex. After all, it is my understanding that women are inferior unless they have sex with their dates so they may create offspring.

[vela_nova]

I am not...! There's a time and a place, and this is not it!

[solarock]

Over 10% of the female population agrees that prom is apparently the perfect place for it, actually.

[vela_nova]

Well it's NOT the perfect place for me!

[stay_classy_cat]

That's right, your dorm is while high on cat nip.

[vela_nova]

Shut the hell up, you liar!

[stay_classy_cat]

You're the one who can't remember, I'm just being honest.

You should try it some time.

[vela_nova]

Neph told me what you were doing, you low-life. [OOC: I am presuming Neph told her that Warren was on top of her trying to grab her jewel and she chased him off, once Blaze sobered up.]

I accept this.

[stay_classy_cat]

And you're going to take her word over mine?

Why on earth would I want anything to do with you? I know I'm so charming it's hard to resist, but really, Blaze. Getting high on some nippy is one thing, I mean, do what you want, it's not like it's a mind-altering gateway drug for cats or anything, but denial is even worse.

[vela_nova]

First, I trust her more than I'll EVER trust you.

Second, I don't know what you'd want with me, but since you can't seem to stop bothering me, it's something. So let me spell it out for you. Leave me alone.

[stay_classy_cat]

Someone's a little biased.

Don't have to ask me twice. Have fun at the prom, Blaze~