2nd Royal Decree

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((Note:  If any of your characters is sensitive to magic, or supernatural power, the box (which ultimately has a true rune in it) will ping as something monsterously powerfull, sentient, and not terribly friendly))

Action 1:  747 partridge drive

[Lym woke up, headed downstairs and found a box that was about twice her size with her name on it just

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[godisachild]

[You'll have to excuse him. Pokey's at the Rec Center more or less to see what little supplies/items he can steal from them, in part because he's simply bored and in part because having anything might eventually be useful if it comes times to make or repair something. He was just about to leave, to, when he notices Lym. Which still shouldn't be a problem. He barely knows you.

..But you were at least decent enough to check on him when the milk was screwing with him.

Goddammit. Yeah, he'll be heading over.]

Hey.

What's your problem?

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"The town thought it'd be really funny to send me back the most horrible weapon in the whole kingdom, now I don't know what to do with it."

[godisachild]

[Well that doesn't sound so bad to him. But hey. He's kind of figured out that he isn't everyone.]

...Why not save it? Considering this place, you might have to use it eventually.

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"It kind of... Well, it makes you go crazy if you do. It starts making you think you and it are the same, and it thinks its a god and can do whatever it wants. Then there's the destroying whole cities cause someone didn't bow down to you and... Its really just a whole lot of trouble."

[godisachild]

[Welp. There are some things Pokey is used to as well, at least to a point. He's never actually destroyed a city yet but thinking about something that massive in power? He gets the idea.

He shrugs, nervously.]

Can't you just ignore it?

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"I guess. We had a special room we kept it in back home so no one had to look at it. Just the bust its on is really big, and I don't think it'd be good to just leave something like that out in the open."

[godisachild]

Well could you put it in the backyard? Or bury it?

[Because clearly these would be logical ideas on how to deal with this.]

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"Maybe if I threw out all those ugly coats in the closet and pushed that box that has the moving pictures on it in front of it. That's pretty heavy."

"You know! You may be onto something!"

[godisachild]

[Okay he didn't actually expect you to go for this but hey. We can try that.]

Yeah? See. Don't worry about it. You can find a way to just get rid of the dumb thing.

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"Right! And its not like anyone else can use it! The thing only attaches to the Queen! You know... I'm half tempted to offer you a position as a Vizier for that idea!"

[godisachild]

Hey, not the first time I've been offered a big-time position. I am a genius.

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"I can totally see it!"

[She nods]

[godisachild]

Ha! About time someone did! You're smarter than most people here!

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"Really? I mean its totally apparent from where I'm sitting here! Then again, I did have a lot of special schooling."

[godisachild]

[Lym, you have no clue how long it's been since he's been able to have his ego stroked like this. He just laughs, genuinely happy.]

Well, I guess I can't blame everyone for having lackluster educations. They just couldn't know otherwise.

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"Well.. We'll just have to show them all! Right?!"