Title: The 12 Days of Christmas - The Winchester Remix
Author:
solara1357Artist:
clover71Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: slight Chuck/Becky. Sam, Dean, Bobby, Castiel, John, Ellen, Jo, Gabriel, Crowley, Tessa, Chuck, Becky, Michael, Raphael, Anna, Zachariah, and OCs.
Warnings: Crack!fic, slight spoilers for season five, language, mentions of sexual situations
Rating: PG-13
Beta(s):
novakev,
gluisa88, and
auntmo9Current Word Count: 4068
Summary: During the 12 days of Christmas, someone starts sending Sam and Dean the most unusual gifts. Basically, a Supernatural/Christmas parody.
Fic Masterpost On the tenth day of Christmas the apocalypse gave to me . . .
At dawn on the tenth day, all of the hunters gathered in Bobby's kitchen waiting for next round of gifts. After a few moments, a familiar face appeared.
"Hey Tessa. How did you get mixed up in all this?" Dean asked as he went over and hugged her.
Tessa smiled and released Dean from the hug. "Gabriel came to see Death and gave him a note. I have no idea what it said, but her asked me to come here with nine other reapers and reap something, but made it clear that all of the humans in this house were off limits."
After a moment the other nine reapers appeared, each as still as death.
"Any clue who Gabriel's working for?" Sam asked her.
Tessa shook her head. "None. All I know is that they don't mean you any harm. I wish I could be of more help. I'm curious myself."
"Thanks anyway. So if you aren't gonna reap us, what are you going to reap?" Dean asked.
"I can sense the six hell hounds you have in your basement. We can take care of those for you. You also have a family of mice under the house and several other animals in the junkyard. It would be more than nine living things, but we could take of all of them if you want." Tessa said.
"That'd be great! I've tried everything I can to get rid of those critters in the yard, but nothing's ever worked out. They just keep coming back." Bobby said.
"Not a problem. It will be interesting to reap something that's not human for once. We'll go take care of that and leave. Death wanted to see us after we finished here. Bye Dean. Hopefully I won't see you for a very long time." Tessa said.
. . . Ten reapers a reaping,
Part 11