two things:
1) the opening chords of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" make me happy. I sit up a little straighter; my smile gets a little bigger and i start dreaming of christmasy things. sparkles and peppermint and cookies and snow and warmth and jingles and red and chocolate and tape and wrapping. things are going to be hard this christmas, but i have two options: deal or become an alcoholic. and i like my liver so it's going to have to be great.
2) the second thing doesn't seem relevant or funny anymore, so i'm not going to include that.
2) the second thing doesn't seem relevant or funny anymore, so i'm not going to include that.