Funny..
I got this in a forward from Krista...sooo funny! I am only posting the ones I can relate to...or that I think are super funny!
You know you're a runner when...
...your toenails are black.
...you need a magnifying glass to see your name in the paper.
...all your socks are either stained or torn.
...your underwear covers more than your uniform shorts.
...the most enjoyable time you've had all month is a day off from practice.
...you combine phrases like "10 mile run" and "Easy Run" in the same breath.
...you can eat your weight in spaghetti.
...you spend more on training clothes than school clothes.
...you wear those same training clothes to school regularly.
...you schedule dates around meets.
...your chest is as flat as your back.
...you feel lost without your water-bottle.
...you have running withdrawl if you don't run everyday.
...you eat spaghetti three times a day.
...you wake up every morning in pain.
...you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
...you enjoy running hills.
...you start to crave Power Bars.
...your women's team has leg hair longer than the grass they ran on.
...you can strip and change in a bus seat in less than 2 minutes.
...you are always hungry.
...you try to impress guys by saying you're a fast finisher.
...you consider school as just a break between runs.
..."Chariots of Fire" is actually entertaining to you.
...you aspire to pain.
...you drink more water than Free Willy
...you wore spikes on the P.E. mile run
...you run the day after State
...you haven't had a pop in 6 months
...your calves are bigger than your biceps
...you look forward to when a fat man with a gun says alright gentlemen take em off
...you wear skimpier clothes than Madonna
...you can hallucinate and get high at the same time without taking anything
Man those are seriously true...so funny...
Thought you'd enjoy...
Ondi
You know you're a runner when...
...your toenails are black.
...you need a magnifying glass to see your name in the paper.
...all your socks are either stained or torn.
...your underwear covers more than your uniform shorts.
...the most enjoyable time you've had all month is a day off from practice.
...you combine phrases like "10 mile run" and "Easy Run" in the same breath.
...you can eat your weight in spaghetti.
...you spend more on training clothes than school clothes.
...you wear those same training clothes to school regularly.
...you schedule dates around meets.
...your chest is as flat as your back.
...you feel lost without your water-bottle.
...you have running withdrawl if you don't run everyday.
...you eat spaghetti three times a day.
...you wake up every morning in pain.
...you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
...you enjoy running hills.
...you start to crave Power Bars.
...your women's team has leg hair longer than the grass they ran on.
...you can strip and change in a bus seat in less than 2 minutes.
...you are always hungry.
...you try to impress guys by saying you're a fast finisher.
...you consider school as just a break between runs.
..."Chariots of Fire" is actually entertaining to you.
...you aspire to pain.
...you drink more water than Free Willy
...you wore spikes on the P.E. mile run
...you run the day after State
...you haven't had a pop in 6 months
...your calves are bigger than your biceps
...you look forward to when a fat man with a gun says alright gentlemen take em off
...you wear skimpier clothes than Madonna
...you can hallucinate and get high at the same time without taking anything
Man those are seriously true...so funny...
Thought you'd enjoy...
Ondi