Sep 23, 2011 18:30
[The video feed clicks on to reveal a wheel barrow rattling along with mismatched wheels, as Haer'Dalis pushes it. The most notable thing that one can make out about this scene, is that the wheel barrow is full of dead bodies, and Haer'Dalis is dragging a live cougar behind him. This scene might be puzzling to most people, but Haer'Dalis starts shouting out before you're given much time to think about it.]
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
[And the reason for the live cougar is soon explained, as Haer'Dalis swings it by it's tail as it tries to claw away frantically, and he smacks it against the ground.]
RAAAWR!!
[The poor beast cries out as it is smacked against the ground, apparently serving as Haer'Dalis' means of getting people's attention, for lack of a bell... or a smaller cat.]
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
[Cougar smacks against the ground]
MREOWR!!
[The cougar tries to claw at Haer'Dalis but Haer'Dalis adeptly keeps it's claws out of reach by swinging it again. Some people respond to grief with tears, some respond with anger... some respond with pure insanity. Haer'Dalis is out in the streets of Discedo collecting all your dead bodies to bury. Isn't that nice and charitable of him? You can either meet him on the streets, or respond to his post. Don't worry, the cougar is well under control... sort of... mostly... a little.]
bring out your dead!,
whistle in the dark,
animal cruelty? what's animal cruelty?