Lips on your pipe, I want to puke
So....Called Phil (we were supposed to hang out) but he wasn't home. Apparently he called at 12:19pm this afternoon. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Who's up, dressed, and ready to hang out by noon on a Sunday????? Anyway, couldn't find anything to do, so I called Courtney to see if she wanted to get coffee. Drove out to Java Bay and found Paul (Paulie). Bought him coffee and some Jack in the Box or Crack in the Box as he likes to call it....riiiiight. Tried to find him a place to crash but failed miserably. Drove him to the park so that he could squat for the night and went back to the coffee shop. Ran into Aurora and Natalie...played Uno until death, met THE WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING GUY! Some super preppy girls that I knew in high school showed up and we made an attempt to play Monopoly but found it tiresome. However, the prostitute and cunt jokes were the best. Took some kinky pictures to waste the film in Aurora's camera and met THE FIRST guy who is in favor of abstinence...so much so that he wouldn't touch or even so much as hover his hand over Aurora's ass. Enlightening. Yet strange. Ate ice cream...realized Aurora had a blanket and pillow in her trunk..and headed off to the park to look for Paul, armed with a mini flashlight and keys between our fingers. 30 minutes later with hoarse, whispered voices and sopping wet shoes, we climbed back in my car...unsuccessful and worried that Paul was freezing to death somewhere. Dropped Natalie and Aurora off back at their car and took Courtney home...slightly uneventful, but fun. I hope Paul found somewhere warm to sleep.