i got fired
Today I went to Subway for lunch. As I was standing in line I began to think that everyone there were aliens. There was just something funny about all of them. The people in front of me in line just stood there the whole time and stared at the turkey. They had weird faces that didnt look real so instantly I assumed they were aliens. Now at this moment I'm just assuming they are aliens but I wasnt quite sure, but then I noticed they had a baby stroller and there was something weird in the stroller. I mean it sure as hell wasnt a human baby so after this I knew they were aliens. So I stepped back all casually and pretended that I didnt know their secret.
After the aliens left I was all talking to the sandwich artist and she was like were you here yesterday? So I said yeah I probably was even though it was the first time in like a month I went to that Subway. Then she was all talking to me and asked if I worked there and pointed in some random direction so I said yes because I didnt want to say no. Then she put all these olives on my sandwhich and was like I'm not suppossed to do this but because you work "there"... and I stood there smiling. Then while I was paying she gave me some discount because she though I worked "there" so I took my sandwich and started walking away and she whips out some weird transaction receipt thing and asks me to initial it. I did what any confucked person would do and I initialed the receipt without asking questions. Then I walked out and drove home. and yesterday matys mom told me i had herpes so maty is all jealous like whoa. YES!
After the aliens left I was all talking to the sandwich artist and she was like were you here yesterday? So I said yeah I probably was even though it was the first time in like a month I went to that Subway. Then she was all talking to me and asked if I worked there and pointed in some random direction so I said yes because I didnt want to say no. Then she put all these olives on my sandwhich and was like I'm not suppossed to do this but because you work "there"... and I stood there smiling. Then while I was paying she gave me some discount because she though I worked "there" so I took my sandwich and started walking away and she whips out some weird transaction receipt thing and asks me to initial it. I did what any confucked person would do and I initialed the receipt without asking questions. Then I walked out and drove home. and yesterday matys mom told me i had herpes so maty is all jealous like whoa. YES!