its expiration date has passed yet it has grown stronger
i hear about these celebrity look alikes and i think to myself dammit i want to look like im rich.
im not into the way they look or anything i just want their money. there
is nothing wrong with wanting someones money. my dad might pass as a celebrity
look alike though if you count saddam hussein as a celebrity. many people (maty) agree with
me when i say this. i mean my dad looks almost exactly like saddam. which i think is totally great
i mean great with a capital g great. Great! i told my dad this and he sorta looked at me
and smiled. he thought it was cool but he said there are a few reasons that he
wasnt saddam. i forget them but ill go with what i think right here why my dad looks like saddam
but inside hes 100% adolf. A. my dads father was a nazi. (enough reason right here) B. my dad thinks
the holocaust was blown out of proportion and that the jews were deserving. C. my dad is totally the
greatest speaker ever. he probably has 75% of hitlers speaking talents and thats saying something.
someone got drunk once and said my dad might look like george bush senior. this comment haunted me.
i mean thats fucked. anyone with the last name bush is dumb as shit. totally not the kind of thing
to say to someone thats 100% adolf inside. i kind of wished they had said it to my dad's face. we
like to watch good fights once in a while. but then if my dad did look like george bush senior then that
would mean that dusty is the idiot son of an asshole and dusty deserves better. i mean he can wear
silk shirts with alligators on them and make it totally haute couture or whatever that high fashion is called.
so all in all my moms a stupid bitch and my dad is god.
im not into the way they look or anything i just want their money. there
is nothing wrong with wanting someones money. my dad might pass as a celebrity
look alike though if you count saddam hussein as a celebrity. many people (maty) agree with
me when i say this. i mean my dad looks almost exactly like saddam. which i think is totally great
i mean great with a capital g great. Great! i told my dad this and he sorta looked at me
and smiled. he thought it was cool but he said there are a few reasons that he
wasnt saddam. i forget them but ill go with what i think right here why my dad looks like saddam
but inside hes 100% adolf. A. my dads father was a nazi. (enough reason right here) B. my dad thinks
the holocaust was blown out of proportion and that the jews were deserving. C. my dad is totally the
greatest speaker ever. he probably has 75% of hitlers speaking talents and thats saying something.
someone got drunk once and said my dad might look like george bush senior. this comment haunted me.
i mean thats fucked. anyone with the last name bush is dumb as shit. totally not the kind of thing
to say to someone thats 100% adolf inside. i kind of wished they had said it to my dad's face. we
like to watch good fights once in a while. but then if my dad did look like george bush senior then that
would mean that dusty is the idiot son of an asshole and dusty deserves better. i mean he can wear
silk shirts with alligators on them and make it totally haute couture or whatever that high fashion is called.
so all in all my moms a stupid bitch and my dad is god.