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[soimpressive]

Why Can't Everything Orange Be Doctor?

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That's a good question, actually.

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[handysparehand]

I ask myself that question every day.

[soimpressive]

Think of all the otherwise boring orange things that could be given new life! Except the fruit, I'd feel guilty eating myself.

[handysparehand]

That would be brilliant. Boring orange traffic cones are now us! Imagine the improvement in traffic safety. Road rage would become a thing of the past.

The fruit part though, that would be a bit odd. Would that make us cannibals?

[ooc: Tonight is the night of laughing obnoxiously. Your reply, hee!]

[soimpressive]

Could get a little confusing though, considering how we like to argue.

Dunno. Either way, I like food that doesn't talk back.

[ooc: I'm having way too much fun with this idea. xD]

[handysparehand]

What? We what? Argue? Us? Really? No. Well, maybe you argue.

It's always unsettling, to say the least. I still can't look at broccoli the same way.

[ooc: Me too. Tonight I think is purely crack!]

[soimpressive]

We're arguing right now.

I just have to poke it a little first.

[handysparehand]

I don't argue. Maybe you're arguing. I'm just being right.

Ugh. But then if you poke it, and it moves. I just avoid anything green all together at this point. Which tends to be limiting. Sometimes I'll forget I'm avoiding green things. Then WHAM! I'm looking at a talking string bean.