Re: Fuck.
Dear Mom and Dad,
Well I am sorry to inform you that I got another parking ticket. This story has a special twist! I forgot to move my car from a Tuesday morning street cleaning spot because both me and Emily got sick from eating polish sausages for $1.50 at Costco the night before. So when I went to check my car after work, I had an empty envelope from the Dept of Parking and Traffic, placed not on the windshield, but underneath the back tire.
I would like your advice on the matter. Should I inform the DPT that I got the empty envelope when I pay my previous ticket? (Whereabouts: Unknown) Or should I just pretend I never got it? Or should I fight the ticket?
I figure writing this email will save us all time and arguing when I call you tomorrow morning to inform you that I am conveniently broke at the time of both citations.
Love your Stupid Daughter,
Jessica
Well I am sorry to inform you that I got another parking ticket. This story has a special twist! I forgot to move my car from a Tuesday morning street cleaning spot because both me and Emily got sick from eating polish sausages for $1.50 at Costco the night before. So when I went to check my car after work, I had an empty envelope from the Dept of Parking and Traffic, placed not on the windshield, but underneath the back tire.
I would like your advice on the matter. Should I inform the DPT that I got the empty envelope when I pay my previous ticket? (Whereabouts: Unknown) Or should I just pretend I never got it? Or should I fight the ticket?
I figure writing this email will save us all time and arguing when I call you tomorrow morning to inform you that I am conveniently broke at the time of both citations.
Love your Stupid Daughter,
Jessica