I really need to keep up with this shit.
Well, since Erin has arrived we have done the following:
Slept a lot
Moved to Detroit
Slept in Detroit
Watched more movies than you could possibly imagine
Walked far too much for any healthy human-being
And in the next couple of days the following will happen:
We are moving back to WV
We are starting the "puterfund" which will buy a new computer for the soilent to work with
We are devising evil plans to make money in strange, nonsexual ways
And we are going to be hanging out with everybody that we missed while we were gone (with the exception of "Fatman" because he is a bitch and moved to Columbus, OH without letting ANYBODY, not even his own relatives, know how to get ahold of him)
These are the things that have filled the Soilent of Green's life since January, and much more hilarity and adventurity (yes) is to come.
For now, I leave you with this possibly life-changing, definitely vomit-inducing, thought:
If you fashioned a pair of metal underwear and cut funny-shaped holes in the ass, and then pooped through them Play-Doh Fun Factory-style...would you play with it? I'd bet money that you would.
-Soilent Green- Ensuring you are filled with impurities since 1983.
Slept a lot
Moved to Detroit
Slept in Detroit
Watched more movies than you could possibly imagine
Walked far too much for any healthy human-being
And in the next couple of days the following will happen:
We are moving back to WV
We are starting the "puterfund" which will buy a new computer for the soilent to work with
We are devising evil plans to make money in strange, nonsexual ways
And we are going to be hanging out with everybody that we missed while we were gone (with the exception of "Fatman" because he is a bitch and moved to Columbus, OH without letting ANYBODY, not even his own relatives, know how to get ahold of him)
These are the things that have filled the Soilent of Green's life since January, and much more hilarity and adventurity (yes) is to come.
For now, I leave you with this possibly life-changing, definitely vomit-inducing, thought:
If you fashioned a pair of metal underwear and cut funny-shaped holes in the ass, and then pooped through them Play-Doh Fun Factory-style...would you play with it? I'd bet money that you would.
-Soilent Green- Ensuring you are filled with impurities since 1983.